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barkybeak

@ barkybeak @lemmy.zip

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  • What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes Easily the most annoying song ever performed

  • Even if we found a feasible way through physics to travel through time, wouldn't it still be impossible due to the evolution of bacteria and our immune systems?

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  • Nobody thinks about that but yes it would. You are not immune to the black plague so you might get that even if you are vaccinated. Plus who knows how many viruses and diseases happened back then.

  • What is your favorite WrestleMania of all time?

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  • Stone cold vs the rock. In the middle of the attitude era.

  • 3.9% APR

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  • That’s a Geo Tracker and it was close to 40 mpg as you were going to get in the late 90s. That and the geo metro.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    50 years of progress

  • Everybody in this video is a bit too happy.

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  • They show a target employee getting arrested but the target managers and their loss prevention people keep on high fiving and getting excited to fire this person. Cops were excited too. It just seems a little weird to see all these people getting excited about ruining this persons life.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Everybody in this video is a bit too happy.

  • Do you think there's too much emphasis in popular media on working your ass off?

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  • Yes. And people just eat it up. I get it. I got caught up in the “hustle and grind” of life. I tried multiple income sources and I was proudly working 80 hours/week while missing my children grow up. But a life altering event caused me to pause and reassess my life. I started working less and spending more time with my family. I worked on myself from being low tempered to be more “go with the flow”

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Thanks for all you do... Here's some store bought cookies.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    If I submit a question to /nostupidquestions/ and I get downvoted does that mean my question was actually stupid or is it a paradox?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    When did Saturday Night Live get so cringe?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Some neighbors have no chill

  • What unethical life hack would you recommend to others?

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  • What is your best illegal lifehack?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    What unethical life hack would you recommend to others?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    If I was in the market for a good used car, which car would be the best to outrun the cops?

  • What is up with reverse phone number lookups/people search sites?

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  • I know they are paywalled but they give so much information.

    I had a contractor that took my money and ran. I used one of those reverse lookup sites with just his name and phone number and I got his address as well as his relatives.

    He did not like the fact I had a deputy serve him his court appearance or the time when I called his mother to confirm his data before the court date.

    Long story short, I won the case. He claimed no assets so I will never get paid back.

  • we're cooked

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  • He would be remembered as a martyr. Someone who gave up his life for all of us.

  • Hi, I'm Paul!

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  • I interviewed a drug dealer that has been in the field for over 25 years. He looks just a regular guy. Nice house. Two kids. A wife who works. You would have no idea this neighbor was a dealer.

    He and I wrote a book together.

  • aww @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Mary Jane and Scarlet waiting for their dinner

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Windscribe's version of April Fools joke sent one day early

  • Is it wrong of me not giving a shit when cops get killed? They signed up for the job know what it entails. Same with Firepeople. I feel bad 4 families but no one gives a shit about Nurses or DRs?

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  • People’s intuition on risk is wildly off here.

    Skydiving sounds insane, but in the U.S. it’s ~9–10 deaths a year out of millions of jumps (roughly 1 in a few hundred thousand per jump).

    Driving feels normal, but it kills ~40,000+ people every single year.

    So yeah—both involve “transportation,” but the one everyone does casually every day is orders of magnitude deadlier than the one that sounds extreme.

  • What was the moment you knew you fucked up?

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  • I had $0.14 in my checking and $0.07 in my savings and my mortgage was three months behind and I didn’t have a job and I didn’t have anybody I could turn to for money. I realized how much I had and how I wasted it all. And knowing that climb to get back was going to be hard.

  • A job's a job

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  • Walmart loss prevention are terrible. They are willing to die so Walmart doesn’t lose $35 worth of food.

    I saw a police cam video of a woman who accidentally didn’t scan a $10 item. No big deal. I have been guilty of that myself. You get reminded to scan the item.

    These L&P people called the cops and then the cops called for back up. They stopped the woman before she left and had her arrested.

    No prior offenses. She had a baby with her (less than a year old). Just someone who made a simple mistake and would easily be fixed with simple conversation.

    But Walmart L&P was not having it. Telling the cops to charge her to the furthest extent

    Even the cops were like “Hey she didn’t do this maliciously. She has not left the store. She can still pay for the item. “

    Walmart L&P told the cops to “teach her a lesson”

    The cops were “nice enough” to wait until the baby’s father arrived to take the baby but the woman got arrested for not ringing up a $10 item

    The L&P had these smug looks as if they took down some Batman villain. Giving each other high fives when this woman was put in cuffs.

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  • I had a small plumbing leak that cost me $700 to fix. There was some water damage but insurance will cover it.

    The cost to remove the water - $10k The cost to rebuild after the water leak - $60k

    The way our floor was laid makes it impossible to fix just the affected area. They need to tear up the entire kitchen, living room, and hallways.

    Six weeks of construction and while they are tearing up the kitchen we have no fridge.

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  • My boss, her boss, her boss’s boss, the big boss (who reports to the CEO) and I are on a meeting last week.

    At the beginning of the meeting there were some pleasantries being shared. The big boss shared her kid was going to be featured in some large chess tournament

    My boss replies “that’s great. What kind of chess does he play?”

    I was shocked because there is only one type of chess just like there is only one type of checkers. Yes I know there is 4-d chess, Star Trek chess, and chess game variants. But typically there is only one type of chess.

    The big boss answers “You know chess. He is a grand master.”

    My boss replies “Grand master. Does that mean he is a performing magician?”

    I sat there looking at my screen in shock. My boss had not idea what grand masters are.

    The big boss had to explain the chess grand masters to her.

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  • Not to sound like an ass but I don’t understand the whole “Anybody hiring? Need a job fast!”

    I ask them about their tech stack because I have a number of recruiters who can’t find people.

    They always tell me they don’t have a tech stack and would prefer something retail oriented.

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  • Yes. It looks like mine. With the gumballs on the ground. I read you can get a nut roller (Amazon $40) and roll the gumballs. If that doesn’t work, you can get a lawn vacuum (Amazon $130).

  • How many Lemmy users post regularly (let's say daily)?

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  • I post sometimes especially when I’m using cannabis. This is more relaxed than Reddit where they will tar and feather you if you don’t follow their rules.

  • What makes you feel foolish?

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  • When someone completely misses the point or context of the situation or scenario.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Is 71° F (21° C) the ideal weather to wear shorts?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Who had this their bingo card?

    www.espn.com /espn/story/_/id/48295975/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-player-fatally-shoots-man-authorities-say
  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    What are some interesting and fun things to do while you are doing cannabis?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Just another Wednesday

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    This happen to anyone else?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    barkybeak @lemmy.zip

    Anybody else do this today?