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  • Regional 'santa' variations

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  • Buckfast and rizlas, obviously

  • The planets of the solar system

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  • Have the flat earthers just given up and gone home now we've accepted the earth is indeed flat? Or did they convert to anti-vaxxers?

  • Photons be flaccid

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  • Computer... Delete the peen. Its basically useless at this point.

  • Second-home owners call for council rethink as tax soars by 300%

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  • So they only get 2 hols to Tenerife this year instead of 3. They'll live.

  • Second-home owners call for council rethink as tax soars by 300%

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  • Well yeah, but 'second home' is usually someone who lives in - say - London and flies up twice a year for a wee holiday. Loads more of then since covid.

    By 'airbnb' I mean people who buy up several wee flats or small houses in a rural community. Or do that with a flat they used to rent out. Even in bigger towns like Inverness rented accommodation has dried up cos of that.

  • Second-home owners call for council rethink as tax soars by 300%

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  • Now do AirBNB's. They're a bigger problem than second homes.

  • Time for a DS9 rewatch

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  • Something something self-sealing stembolts.

  • What is the censored word supposed to be? Wrong answers only.

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  • I bet he's glad he wore his diaper!

  • Taylor Swift files to trademark her voice and likeness in era of AI deepfakes

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  • Using copyright to prevent pirating, what a novel idea! I am shaking in my boots! No pirating for me!!

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    [solved] Does Linux have an equivalent to "Compress contents to save disk space" from Windows? I don't need it to save space, just please read the full post before commenting.

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  • I just want to say that if you are going to either resort to belittling me

    That's like a red rag to a bull

    you haven't fully read the post before commenting

    You could've just tldr'd it. You used 4 paras to ask 'how do I compress files/my fs'

    I'm not going to respond to your comment

    Well that was a big fat lie, wasn't it.

  • Microsoft finally agrees Windows 11 has problems, and K2 is its plan to fix them, claims report

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  • So Windows 11 Service Pack 2? Or just win11.1?

    I think they should call it 'The Windows 11 Apology Tour'.

    How MS is a still a thing and still turns a profit is beyond me.

  • Microsoft finally agrees Windows 11 has problems, and K2 is its plan to fix them, claims report

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  • 'Say what you will about tech billionaires, but when their wrong they really know how to double down and lose their market share'...

  • What’s the youngest and oldest you’d date?

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  • If you're 20 thats great but I'm not dating a geriatric.

  • classic

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  • Also, you say you're Scottish

    Right...

    I am thus fairly dubious of your hypothetical that posits that you could be muslim, only about a 2% chance of that being the case.

    2% of 5 million isn't 0.

    'not very Jesusy'

    And which group of people 'aren't very Jesusy'...

    I don't think you know what... most of the words you are trying to use mean.

    Oh do tell me what words you think I'm not using right. I love being schooled by white people.

    You made a bigotted 'joke'

    Again, I didn't. Even if a non-muslim had made that joke, I still don't get what would be offensive. Feel free to explain that one, seeing as you're the expert in my faith.

    And to be honest, someone trying to out-muslim me is what's really offensive here.

    I really don't care either way

    Bro, that diatribe you posted (and the research you've done on my comment history) would say otherwise.

  • classic

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  • And I'm a kafir

    What has drinking formented yoghurt got to do with anything?

    No you don't get it

    Fucks sakes, it was a JOKE

    Most of the people in this thread are being bigotted

    If I am muslim I'm not. Do you yourself determine what I should take offence at?

    And I bet somewhere some longbeards have genuinely debated if talking female cartoon animals are haram if they dont wear hijab.

  • classic

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  • Unless she wants the fish men to think she is a fish slut, then yes.

  • Not keeping track of lies - The result

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  • 1.5 Lovatos

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  • 1.5 Lovatos

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  • Its actually:

    Lovato = (demi Lovato) + Poot

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    Wrong answers only - what is this?

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    Power efficiency

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    Thank You for Being a Friend

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    Whenever theres some BCacheFS news

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    Wrong answers only - WHY didn't Kim ever get promoted?

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    Alternatives to unmanic & tdarr?

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    Docker security

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    Alternate universe sweetie darling

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    Making setups resilient to outages

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    Timeshift

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    What would Miley Cyrus Linux look like?

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    Internal domain and reverse proxy

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