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wador

@ wador @lemmy.zip

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  • Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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  • So, where is the prostate massage basement?

  • It's gay to brush your teeth

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  • Yeah! So they all get scurvy.

  • It's gay to brush your teeth

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  • I think it's also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.

    It's more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it's pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    wador @lemmy.zip

    It's gay to brush your teeth

  • Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?

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  • Look dad! I'm a real toilet!

  • This applies to pretty much anything I do anymore

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  • Hit it once, run away in circles and dodge the three slime balls. Hit it again and repeat.

  • Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?

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  • Well, it's not like it's made of wood and have strings

  • If You Know, You Know

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  • Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.

  • Whaaaatsaaaaaaap

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  • When you're at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?

  • the Pope uses his teeth to eat food

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  • But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.

  • Never knew my...

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  • "What are you doing step ladder?"

  • Celebrities who had sex with eachother

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  • Yeah.. so she had sex with herself

  • Celebrities who had sex with eachother

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  • ?

  • How old is the "world's oldest profession"?

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  • You could be a blow queen.... Then you get money and food at the same time.

  • How old is the "world's oldest profession"?

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  • Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don't know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.

  • Satanism @sh.itjust.works
    wador @lemmy.zip

    Prevent sexually transmitted diseases in young Catholic boys

  • Celebrities who had sex with eachother

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  • ...and that's pretty darn funny! Isn't it? Come on... please

  • Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?

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  • I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I'm not banned though...yet

  • when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?

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  • Brand new sentence right there

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    wador @lemmy.zip

    Celebrities who had sex with eachother

  • A masturbator

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  • As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

  • A masturbator

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  • AI slop...py seconds

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    wador @lemmy.zip

    A masturbator

  • Satanism @sh.itjust.works
    wador @lemmy.zip

    Strenghten our children's covenant with Satan

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    wador @lemmy.zip

    Can I push your stool in?