Why I hate the index finger, a surprisingly humorous and well written paper from 1980
Why I hate the index finger, a surprisingly humorous and well written paper from 1980
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Why I hate the index finger
The paper, in a very funny but serious way, makes a strong case for the relative uselessness of the index finger, and it's recommendation for amputation if it's at all damaged and impeding existence.