The Draft Pacing

NFL: People are complaining the first round takes too long and we start it late in the day. So we're going to reduce the time between picks to 8 minutes. That will speed things up and get Goodell his nap.

Media: LOL NO. We have interviews, inane human interest stories to tell, talking heads that need to talk, and commercials. ALL THE COMMERCIALS. 8 minutes, lol.