Listening to anything on your phone without headphones must be stopped!

Your trying to clear your mind, perhaps enjoy some relaxing music on low over your head phones, sip a coffee nursing a hangover or a catch a quick cat nap on a train or bus or wherever you are…. And you hear it. An invasive sound so unbelievably annoying it can’t be ignored or escaped, it’s somebody else’s phone and they are watching a video with the volume turned up too loud.

There are levels to this audio atrocity that we will now explore.

Why the hell do you have a $1000 iphone but can’t afford a headset? The math isn’t mathing and I’m tired of asking. Go to five and below or some random store and buy a pair you fake broke bitch.

How come anyone asks you if you have a headset you either left it at home or it’s not charged? You need to get your shit together and have your electronics on you and charged. The next guy that forgot to charge his headset case, i will electrcute them to death out of principle.

This isn’t a rant, it’s a public service announcement. No one wants to hear your screeching Karen videos, your hood guy says mildy retarded dumb shit video, your laughing reaction meme video to some dumb situation caught on video. Stop the madness!

Don’t even get me STARTED on the guy playing music no one is trying to hear. Hey buddy, your music taste sucks ass and i hope the artist dies in a fiery plane crash.

Don’t laugh at the video and glance over like I’m supposed to ask. With any luck your phone will die, or maybe you will and then I’ll have something to laugh about.