I lost my dick...

I forgot I even wrote this stupid shit years ago, but found it in my wallet while spring cleaning.

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• I lost my dick in the morning mist
• Fuck! Where did it go?
• I gotta chase it down this rabbit hole
• Wait, where are my balls?
• The squirrels took them down the rabbit halls
• The rabbits said we don't eat balls
• I dig a little deeper and find my peter
• Then my testicles appear!
• Now fuck, which is left or right?