coconut oil/butter alternatives/sour cream

So, coconut oil vs butter is a bit much for me.

The coconut oil is too something lol.

I've had better luck with olive oil, but sometimes the flavor doesn't go right.

Anybody got any butter alternatives? Honestly, salsa has been pretty kick ass, but may need to mix it up.

I'm especially interested in being able to eat a russet potato without choking to death. So taste is important, but also that function of food. Idk now that I say that it sounds a bit crazier than I imagined lol