Anon learns to love the bath bomb

drop your childhood stories:>be me, age 12>hate showering more than anything>it feels gross and i hate getting wet>my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom>quickly wet my hair with sink>mom buys it, i get dindin>after a month she gets suspicious>realize i have to step up my game>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap>also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist>she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet>come up with final version of my genius plan>i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo>then i'll rinse off in the sink>all while the shower runs

i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode