Anon is a nazi (continued in body)

Tender Childhood Memory>be me>be in fifth grade>the scholastic book fair comes to our school every year>the kids in my class were really into "I Survived" books>"I Survived the Holocaust" is being sold>kids correlate Nazis being German with me being German and start calling me a Nazi>ask them what a Nazi is, but no one will tell me>too poor to buy the book>ask my stepmom at the time and she screams at me because "I'm too young to know about Nazis" and gets mad at me>too scared to ask teachers or my dad after getting yelled at>kids keep calling me a Nazi for weeks>get pissed>plot revenge>have fake cereal brand with my friend for some reason>never actually made the cereal yet, just pretend it exists and made fake ads for it and shit>tell people I'm finally going to make it>mix the most vile, abhorrent shit I can find in my kitchen together with red food dye and frosted flakes>feed it to the people calling me a Nazi, so most of my class ate it>gave them explosive diarrhea and food poisoning>somehow didn't get in trouble for biological warfare and was never punished by the school>W>forget about it for eight years>randomly remember>tell my dad cause I think it's funny>”Anon, that's exactly what a Nazi would do.">InterpersonalExpectancyEffect.jpg

I guess those kids called it.