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  • I think they allowed crying at birth as an acceptance of the contract, then they take your foot print.

  • >Guillotines

    As a Klingon, this feels like an acceptable answer.

  • I second this, and report back OP.

  • Sure. But, to be fair, most if not all are currently huge flaming clown cars heading towards an ecological cliff. ¯\(ツ)

  • Found the best answer is telling them you can’t afford it anymore, followed by telling them everything negative about your life in a lifeless tone. After a while, they’ll do anything to get you off the phone.

  • Thanks fucker, that was helpful. 👍

  • I know the feeling, most think I’m lonely but it’s the complete opposite.