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  • Firmly/loudly tell off and foot shove. Never had an actual accident with hot things, but one with a can of beetroot demonstrated just how nasty that might be.

  • This Lady is now absent, but would like to join the pretzel party

  • This is a magnificent contraption! For washing mice for your new cat.

  • Ah! Smokers warning. Can't at my place -- body corp rules and a cunt neighbour who will report. So heads up.

  • You can rent a goat! Not known as great mousers despite their rep for eating absolutely anything

  • Clearly you must adopt a cat. Or give up eating cheese. Get the cat.

  • Yes. They were training a girl to hide herself in a really not great way.

  • Adding -ai helps

  • 🤞🏻best everything

  • Really? I found the first one so vile as to be unfinishable.

  • Updated info is Red Alert 2. I'm changing goggles to monocle, anything else?

  • Not dead yet

  • Does it require pants?

  • Am excessively amused my rolling pin is coated in glitter 🤩

  • Not quite close enough for twin jokes...

  • 18 day, thank you.

  • Coleslaw and.... some gigantic meat substance please

  • Another day older, not enough in bed

  • Thanks! Will be pieces made by me, arranged by friend. About 2weeks to go 😺