Man that sounds like some nanny state shit. Wouldn't the ISP want you want a VPN so it doesn't have to worry about figuring out what you're doing in case of demands from potentially illegal activities?
Kevin had a lot of prep time though at least a day or two of knowledge. You don't generally have that when someone's going to break in. That being said I still think a good old-fashioned Louisville slugger would do the same job
However sometimes they allow cards that are being used for recurring subscriptions to keep going even if you've had the card replaced. I know from experience Chase does this
Same at immediately asked me for my social security number. So you would need to know my first name last name my phone number or email and my social security. I'm not sure what else they could do to protect it outside of two factor
I found it on Amazon