It seems other people have different experiences. I find the caps mildly annoying as they do seem to get in the way when pouring and refilling, and they are slightly more difficult to screw back on to the bottle.
You've clearly never lived with a cat. Your metaphor is crushed by the Kitty Expansion Theory: No piece of furniture is large enough for a cat and any other additional being.
Just bitching about Israel whether it's relevant or not isn't antisemitism, but it makes you look like an antisemite. Go and find a conversation about the war and complain about Israel there.
Given they're lying about casualty rates and killing reporters I'd say that's a easy ten.