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I Cast Fist

@ ICastFist @programming.dev

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Does purchasing a game on GOG.com really grants ownership of the game and not a license to use it?

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  • They allow you to make as many offline backup copies of the games' installers as you want and you don't need to use any of their services after purchase (except downloading from their site), it's as close as it gets to "digital ownership"

  • a sticker is a meme, so i'm presuming this belongs

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  • "Possessive police capital is mixed egg" sounds like a great anime or manga

  • Anon makes a big mistake

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  • a place with a ton of freedom to say what you liked would have more creative people?

    Grave mistake, especially when you're dealing with anons. You don't even need 4chan anons, any place with complete anonymity and zero moderation will devolve into a horror show of the worst humankind can offer

  • Catodon joining the Threadiverse

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  • Usually the UI, character limit per post (mastodon is 500, misskey-like tend to be 5000) and reactions - misskey lets instances create custom reactions, like those you can see on discord servers

  • My son pleasured himself on Gemini Live. Entire family's Google accounts banned

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  • I guess you just start typing sexy stuff and it goes along with it. What seems to have blocked everything was the boy turning on the webcam

  • What Would John Brown Do?

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  • 1856, pro-slavery forces had rigged elections, terrorised anti-slavery settlers, burned the city of Lawrence and killed many free-state advocates. John Brown, determined to retaliate, led his militia company, the Liberty Guards, along Potawatonmic Creek in late May. There the armed band killed five pro-slavery settlers, none of whom owned slaves.

    John Doyle, a survivor of an attack by Brown and his men at Potawatonmic Creek, reported:

    I found my father and one brother, William, lying dead in the road about two hundred yards from the (canoe??) I saw my other brother lying dead on the (aband?) about one hundred and fifty yards from the (house?)... his fingers were cut off, and his arms (were also cut off?), his head was cut open, there was (can't fucking read, window reflection) William's head was cut

  • Iraq mourns its dead after worst strike against its army since the start of the war: ‘Why did the Americans attack us?’

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  • "We didn't start a war, we started a special operation"

  • Don Tzu

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  • Donkey Shot

  • BBZ's occupation

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    • Israel strikes Iran
    • Iran strikes back
    • Israel invades Lebanon

    Self defense, folks!

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  • Recommendations on games in which you don't play as the "good guy".

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  • Saints Row games. They're like GTA, but increasingly over the top in their parody. You're the boss of a criminal gang. 2 is still "normal parody" and a bit dated, 3 jumped the shark while doing a kickflip with a jet ski, 4 is even more insane.

    Sleeping Dogs you play as a cop, but you can betray the law and side more with the criminals.

    Warcraft 3 (old but gold) - the human campaign of the base game gets you from a hopeful young paladin prince into a cold, vengeful psychopath; the following undead campaign is said prince (well, king now) finishing the job of killing everyone and further fucking everything. The expansion has 3 extra campaigns, none with "good guys"

    Divinity Original Sin (1 and 2) lets you play as big of an asshole as you'd like. Of the Elder Scrolls games, Morrowind is the one that lets you be the biggest bad guy around (you can still finish the game even if you kill every important npc and break every quest)

  • Grind

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  • You know the whole incel thought of "good guys are slaves to women" and whatnot? This is it, but applied for companies.

  • If people can’t afford to do anything, then they don’t have freedom.

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  • Unironically what natives of the Great Lakes region have been saying about the "civilized" western way of life for centuries.

  • Russian billionaire proposes 12-hour workday amid ‘economic crisis’

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  • Man, imagine if all those soldiers were suddenly called back into civilian life, I'm mr tycoon there would love the "radical increase in labor"

  • Russian billionaire proposes 12-hour workday amid ‘economic crisis’

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  • If you think about it, working them to the bone is a great way to reduce their energy for a revolt

  • a fun little gimmick to kill your stock for

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  • Don't forget the 3rd option "No (but we'll ignore it because you didn't really mean it)"

  • a fun little gimmick to kill your stock for

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  • Funny thing, Google is doing tv advertising in Brazil, selling the idea of gemini being little more than a toy to make funny pictures and videos

  • What was the worst game adapation of a movie you have ever played?

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  • I don't think i've ever managed to finish those fucking flight training missions.

  • What was the worst game adapation of a movie you have ever played?

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  • Shit, I keep forgetting I had that game, the controls were fucking awful. I think I only ever managed to get to level 4 once or twice. It came with my console (along 13 other games, I think, including Crash 3, Mega Man Legends and Gran Turismo)

    I only watched the movie some 3 years after first playing the game, when it aired on local TV. It was weird. I also recall reading somewhere that some movie game deals were made before the movies' script was finished, so that would explain the game being completely "out of place"

  • What was the worst game adapation of a movie you have ever played?

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  • I learned to avoid those early on, so I haven't played many games based on mives.

    Of the ones that i actually played, it must've been Batman Forever on SNES. I never figured how to get past that part in the first fucking level, where you're expected to press up + select at a very specific spot

  • Japanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new product

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  • no one will ever suspect your masturbation aid is actually a jar full of noxious chemicals.

    Oooohhh, that might explain the nonstop burn I've been feeling

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Wish I had the skill to make this a "Mega Milk Solid" meme

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    Something off Street Fighter 25th Anniversary Art Works

  • Game Development @programming.dev
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    My biggest difficulty is choosing a language/framework/engine

  • MS-DOS gaming @retrolemmy.com
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    Awesome DOS - List of stuff for DOS, including stuff you can run and stuff to make stuff

    github.com /balintkissdev/awesome-dos
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Where to now?

  • No Stupid Questions (Developer Edition) @programming.dev
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    How feasible is a browser that uses something like Lua, Python or Ruby as its scripting language instead of JS? Also, how stupid is this idea (ignoring any "incompatibility with JS pages" situations)?

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    From the end credits of one of the Tiny Toons episodes

  • Gaming @lemmy.ml
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    Is there a scene/community of "boot into game" for current CPUs?

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    How it feels to learn JS in 2016 2023

    hackernoon.com /how-it-feels-to-learn-javascript-in-2016-d3a717dd577f
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    Old rule

    inv.tux.pizza /watch
  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Young'uns, this was peak entertainment in 2010

    inv.tux.pizza /watch
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    The metaverse

  • Technology @beehaw.org
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    Android owners - Get TrackerControl

    f-droid.org /packages/net.kollnig.missioncontrol.fdroid/
  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Android owners - Get TrackerControl

    f-droid.org /packages/net.kollnig.missioncontrol.fdroid/
  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Is impersonation a possible problem in the fediverse?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Followin' tha rool

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Is it possible to create a computer processor whose bare metal/assembly language is closer to higher level languages?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    I like these federated services being kinda "rough around the edges"

  • Technology @beehaw.org
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    To the surprise of no one, Google is being accused of abusing its power with ads

    www.theregister.com /2023/06/29/google_trueview_skepticism/
  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The Trove - You can still access it via Archive.org

    web.archive.org /web/20210104140831/https://thetrove.is/Books/