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  • Perfect 5/7

  • Sort of. Racked up a bunch of student debt pretending to read. Could have been working all those years

  • I did it all day every day for 12 years, then quit and went back to work like nothing happened. Try that with any other drug

  • You want to bring pigs, but also not bring pigs.

  • He's not just a failed author, he's also a couch fucker extraordinare. Give the man some credit!

  • Probably already said yes to the marriage thing, considering he got to put his peepee in her peepee

  • What if they had a girl?

  • Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me

  • I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs

  • They probably did pay the ticket to cross the Atlantic. Contemporary immigration might be closer, although they often get shot by border Patrol and now kidnapped by Trumpstapo

  • Also Noah and his sons, and probably a whole bunch more. But god damn is it puritanical to pass such a law in [current year]

  • Ah, the oil gambit

  • Say 'what' one more time motherfucker

  • I mean he always credits in the description. Not sure why this is the main focus of Lemmy

  • As a Chess nerd, I'd like to point out the chessboard is wrong in the third image

  • Doesn't matter, still won

  • It's cold not having a home

  • No perfect solution, sadly. We're also very late to start reducing emissions. And humanity doesn't seem to be able to get their shit together and actually do something about it any time soon

  • You're already on the list of future terrorists