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MajorHavoc

@ MajorHavoc @programming.dev

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  • Physicists Just Ruled Out The Universe Being a Simulation

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  • Sweet. It worked this time.

    I hate having to reboot the simulation.

    Edit: Debug: Did this post inside the sim?

    Shit shit shit. Where's that rollback script? And stop logging this to that comment-

  • California passes law requiring ID checks for all operating systems | Governor Newsom signs bills to further strengthen California’s leadership in protecting children online

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  • Wild! I am exactly the same age as the Unix Epoch.

  • Should I go back to college/university?

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  • I've seen folks use certificates to get jobs more often than to get promotions.

    Since you're looking to land your first job in the field, relevant certificates sound like a promising place to start.

    I've been impressed with job candidates who subscribed to a flat fee online service like Udemy, Cloud Academy or LinkedIn Learning for a year and worked their way through several courses - especially when the courses included labwork with virtual machines.

    As an interviewer, I suspect that I usually accurately guess who did their homework, and who only watched the videos. Both approaches have merit, but folks who do the lab work tend to retain what they learned better.

    Also - if you want to work in any computer field: Go make a website. Do it immediately.

    Building your website will do a few things for you:

    1. You'll learn useful things. It's not terribly hard, but a website has many more moving parts than you probably guessed before you started.
    2. You'll have some war stories to tell during job interviews. Nobody ever put a website online and kept it online without solving some stupid bullshit with either cleverness or persistent effort or both.
    3. Try to use nothing but AI to make it. Try to use only AI to maintain and update it. It'll be nice at first and then it will suck. Now you know why your work is worth money, and which parts of the work AI won't be replacing any time soon.

    Hopefully you'll have fun some with it, and then get paid a bunch of money. Computers are sometimes fun and almost always a huge pain in the ass.

  • Study concludes cybersecurity training doesn’t work

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  • I would be more interested in a study of people entering credentials or taking other risky actions after clicking.

    Yes, people whose job includes lots of link clicking are going to click links.

    And one obvious but good conclusion: invest in mandating MFA for sensitive actions.

  • Something that happened to you but no one believes you?

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  • I once waited in line at a costume shop while two guys argued about whether getting hit by a ship voided the "no fault" deposit warranty on a moose costume.

  • Mathematical proof debunks the idea that the universe is a computer simulation

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  • I agree it's a stupid theory.

    But of course, if I designed the simulation, I don't have to actually simulate any of the complex bits, I just have to alter each simulated person to remember successfully observing the results of the complex bits.

    Edit: Of course, my solution breaks the infitine chain of nested worlds anyway. I don't have to simulate infitine nested worlds in my simulation's computers - I just simulate a small believable set of memories of having done so. So even those infitine nested worlds are just paper cutouts of the real thing.

    I guess either way, I don't spend infitine processing power, so the average person has a 50/50 chance of being inside or outside the top level simulation.

    Edit 2: But ironically, each person has 100% chance of believing that they are taking part in an infinite set of nested simulated worlds - if my simulated memories are believable enough.

  • Bad timing

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  • The little dude on the right with his mouth full gave me an extra giggle. Thank you for sharing this.

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  • Matt lost the will to live in a world where the "Does anyone want to play GameCube later?" mug sits unused.

  • Linux Virus

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  • Yes. Sadly Linux viruses are doing well, today. I suppose it is a reflection of Linux's success.

  • Is anyone just like... very terrified of losing your memories?

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  • I used to be worried about this.

    Once when I was very young, I wondered if I could fix a moment in my memory and keep it for life - so I tried it.

    Stupid result: I still remember that moment quite well, many decades later. It was a dumb boring moment. I'm sure I would have long forgotten, if I hadn't tried to keep it.

    Now it is a precious memory of how I have always bent toward scientific method.

    All that to say: memory works better and longer than I expected.

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    I have a theory about AI and I'm wondering if I'm wrong?

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  • That is, fundamentally, what some of us figure the long term plan is with Microsoft Recall.

    It came with various guarantees of privacy, the first time they tried it.

    But they know no one reads changes to terms of service.

    The sad part is that I fully expect that to be the default reality in a few years: a Microsoft model training on every keystroke and click on every copy of Windows 11/12.

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  • That reminds me - I'm finally ready to remove that Under Conduction animation from my Geocities page...

  • Why do some gamers invert their controls? Scientists now have answers, but they’re not what you think

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  • Someone who played a lot of flight sims in the 1980s may have unconsciously taught themselves to invert and now they consider that their innate preference

    Yes. Yes, I do.

    For what it's worth, I've played with my buddy's controller while he refilled the chips bowl enough to give uninverted a fair try. I play fine at it. I just don't like it.

  • Marvel’s ‘She-Hulk’ Star & Others Issue Call To Cancel or Boycott Disney+, Hulu, ESPN

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  • I get that.

    I hope you will consider that financially supporting art distributors is very optional, today.

    Obviously, there is piracy.

    There's also used media sales. Used media is so cheap today, because the only people buying it are doing so for purely moral or vibe reasons.

    There's also the hybrid approach: accidentally buying "used media" created by pirates. You can tell it's fake once you get it, because it's not covered in ads or FBI reminders about how much more convenient piracy is.

    You might also find a friend willing to loan you their copies of these shows.

  • Day of Remembrance, Oct. 14th

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  • For those unfamiliar with the fictional character of Charlie Burke, this McGuyver link doesn't help.

    But, since that's clearly a uniform from "The Orville", this Charlie Burke may be more helpful.

    I like pancakes, and that this Charlie's legacy examines racism in a thoughtful empathetic but still critical way.

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  • “I think most cognitive aspects of mind — the disciplined mind, the synthesizing mind, and the creative mind — will be done so well by large language machines and mechanisms that whether we do them as humans will be optional,”

    Translated "I don't know the first thing about computers and have fallen wholesale for the bullshit peddling."

    LLMs are the furthest thing from disciplined, and it is outside the nature of current solutions to achieve disciplined thought. LLMs best moments come from their intrimsic undisciplined randomness. Take that away, and what is left is essentially an Excel macro - only as disciplined as whatever human did the disciplined thinking for it.

    The idea that we can combine these fantasy idea cobblers in undisciplined layers to achieve disciplined results - without a disciplined human doing the heavy lifting - it's a fantasy - or a con.

    This is an interesting thought experiment, but this guy is either deeply uninformed, or in on the con.

  • Almost a year without a manic episode

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  • Congratulations! You should get a cake.

  • Ensign Bean, reporting for duty

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  • "Why does the navigator of the Enterprise have to watch his step?"

    "Because the Captain does his doody on the bridge!"

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  • Yes. But somehow worse: Specifically, OneDrive sync broke shit on the PC, without opting in on the phone, and after being uninstalled on the PC.