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Mr PoopyButthole

@ MrPoopyButthole @lemm.ee

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  • Grandma can eat shit. Every job now expects you to do the work of 3-4 jobs from Grandma's time.

    You also have to do that work while being constantly monitored and recorded in most office environments, even if you work from home.

    Just because physical labor jobs have more technology doesn't mean people are working less hard. Everybody is busting ass trying to make half of what Grandma made.

    Get outta here with that shit, Grandma

  • The sooner you can tell your kids God's not real, the better. Just make sure you tell them it's not their job to explain that to their peers.

    Unless you meant Santa. In which case the same applies.

  • Also God watching all genocide

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    Minimalists

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  • Under capitalism, yes.

    Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

  • me_irl

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  • Grandma must pay for her sins. We might not be able to save the world, but maybe we can avenge it.

  • Damn, I didn't even realize I'm doing anti-vax research as i type this

  • Damn, what's going on with his facial hair?

  • We all contain multitudes

  • This article is absolutely trash. The study it links to makes much more sense.

    This article at one point says that more research is needed in understanding causes of ADHD and that's objectively ridiculous. There's an incredible volume of long-standing research and even know sets of genetic markers on record.

  • How long is "temporary" when the previous person worked until they died at 90 years old?

  • It's a potion that turns socially awkward behavior into socially unacceptable behavior

  • I second this option for cheap 1-time purchase that is fantastic to use!

  • I've been raving mad about this exact shit for years.

    I'm not a developer, but I remember how long pre-smartphone would last with little 500mAh batteries. Even after 3g and into 4g connectivity and well after the proliferation of less efficient Bluetooth a phone would last anywhere from 3-14 days between charging.

    Now every phone has 3,000-4,000mAh batteries and, besides 5g, the wireless standards have become significantly more efficient.

    The only notable offset is the big touch screens, but even those have gotten more efficient, and seems not to matter because standby time is still trash now too.

    I doubt there's a continous A/V feed to servers, but 100% our phones are always listening for keywords/phrases locally and then sending "relevant" data back for ads, on top of the always on location tracking.

    It's hilarious that phones cost as much as they do, considering how unwieldy and low screen-time they've become, on top of the idea that we're paying to be tracked.

  • I don't see this as a problem, the media is terrible at understanding/caring about real cultural trends.

    The fact that I have a better time on Lemmy than Reddit on my phone, despite the huge difference in user numbers, says it all to me.

    Reddit has been seeing a meaningful and lasting decline since they decided users don't matter, and there's no coming back from that.

    Just like Facebook has suffered a permanent user loss and failure to grow, so will Reddit. It won't be overnight, but newer generations are increasingly tech-literate, even when they aren't more media-literate.

    I never thought Mastodon would become a place to be, despite always hoping. Never imagined a real Reddit alternative would start to form, but here I am.

    Cambridge Analytica laid the foundation of general disdain for centralized social media, and Elon Musk single-handedly exhausted the public's patience with corporate bullshit.

    I think decentralized options are here to stay, and I think the only centralized platforms that will take longer to upend are video-dependant ones.

    All in good time.

  • Why did I read this in Scottish accent?

  • I'll also note that I had skipped college and had been working, and was about to go back to school. She was about to start her second year in college.

    There are multiple ways people can find themselves on the same path and there was some serendipity for sure.

    To the point of many other people here, yes, over the next five years she is going to evolve more than you as a person. So just understand going that growing apart is more likely than if you were both in your 30's.

    Nothing wrong with that, just a reality to acknowledge.

  • I'm turning 31 this year, and my girlfriend is 25.

    We've been together six years now. I didn't realize she was still 18 until the end of our first date, and she caught that I was visibly startled by it.

    I owned up that I didnt realize and assumed from our interactions that she was at least 20-22 and she laughed and apologized, saying she thought I knew her age.

    After going home and thinking about how well we hit it off, and how she found my concern amusing, I decided I was being silly and that if the age gap was a problem it would make itself evident.

    Best decision ever. Nothing wrong with paying attention to those things, just keep open communication with each other 👍

  • It's a great reason. Especially with climate change.

    I met someone the other day that said they moved from Portland to Cincinnati because of their climate change concerns.

    Over the next 50 years, we're going to see MILLIONS of people in the U.S. moving for the same reasons.

  • My girlfriend says "bless you" whenever I fart