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SatouKazuma

@ SatouKazuma @programming.dev

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  • STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

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  • I feel like these terms apply to any non-JS dev ever.

    Source: JS can suck my balls. It's an awful, chaotically evil language that has never made any sense, nor do I think it ever will.

  • Take chances

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  • How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I'm at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.

  • When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket

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  • Wow, you guys get 128 GB? I'm just over here suffering with a 32 GB SSD and 4 GB of RAM.

  • The government doesn't use SQL

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  • I prefer the term "fElon Musk", considering he literally just stole tens of millions of dollars from the State of New York.

  • Python 3.14 Lands A New Interpreter With 3~30% Faster Python Code

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  • At least Python is readable. JS is a crime against humanity.

  • Python 3.14 Lands A New Interpreter With 3~30% Faster Python Code

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  • 330% would be crazy impressive.

  • Specifying file paths

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  • Thank you for educating this dumbass.

  • Specifying file paths

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  • Also the internet belongs on the left

    This rings true in more ways than one.

  • Specifying file paths

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  • Is there any OS that's fully POSIX-compliant?

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  • OP asked for code, not a lecture in number theory.

    That said, as someone with a degree in math...I gotta respect this.

  • DOJ wants Google to sell Chrome and possibly Android, more

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  • I'd love to see Android divested and bought by a non-profit body, but expecting the US to do anything right is several universes too far. America was a mistake...

  • The US government wants devs to stop using C and C++

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  • What if I told you the judicial branch is doing its job because it was always evil to begin with?

  • Censorship is getting out of hand

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  • Hasn't it been proven unsolvable?

  • An extremely crude comic about programming languages

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  • Then get ready to learn Rust, buddy.

  • AI auto apply jobs

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  • Damn, capitalist. How's that boot taste?

  • The empire of C++ strikes back with Safe C++ proposal

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  • As much legacy code as has been written in C++, I'd think a total rewrite might be better ironically, in terms of passing on important institutional knowledge, to the extent large-scale production codebases are concerned. Attacking it bit by bit (pun not intended) might even take longer than just ripping things up and starting anew.

  • For those who are job searching, how's the market been for you lately?

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  • 3 YoE here as a full-stack dev. I'm not getting shit. Apps are in the multiple hundreds, and not one interview anywhere.

  • For people which companies made return to the office mandatory, how did it go?

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  • You guys hiring?

  • Stack Overflow Survey: 80% of developers are unhappy

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  • Joke's on Gallup, I'll be dead before I'm formally diagnosed with depression