Honestly this doesn't sound like it would taste all that bad. Thick crust, tomato sauce, green bell pepper, fried salami, and Velveeta cheese? That's gonna be pretty tasty. Calling it pizza might be the biggest issue, maybe something like open faced pepper sandwich would be better.
This is really cool, surprised I haven't heard of it yet. It looks like it hasn't blown up too much yet either. Does anyone have experience with hot food? It seems like a lot of local restaurants are on here so what about something like the whole foods bag?
I understand your point but some of history's most publicized and powerful figures have been consumed by crabs. Amelia Earhart and countless other well known examples through history show the crab threat is much more present and real than you imply.
Alright this is getting out right outrageous.