"You! Justify your happiness to me!"
Wow, that line triggered something deep in the back of my brain.
It encapsulates so much of the miserable negativity-first existence of the conservative culture I grew up in. And that's before you get into all the bigotry and that anybody who is different is scary and evil and the enemy.
It can be pretty funny when done intentionally by somebody who is good at it.
In addition to this, check out Norm MacDonald's last special "nothing special."