"What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can't see and I hear myself screaming," she said.
Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.
She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.
Shit cops with shit people calling them in, while granny tries to raise money for medical treatment for her grandson... Your shit country is working as designed.
Suckin on chili dog is the grossest euphemism for a BJ, like why is it a chili dog? Poor girl doesn't get a clean dick?