You probably like mango biche. Basically unripe mangoes are exactly as you described. Tart and firm. They only become soft and yellow when they ripen. I have a mango tree in front of my house and the street guys come and pick it clean long before they ripen since mango biche is better than ripe mangoes.
I'm at the goblin camp in my playthrough but I had to go run an errand. I'll update here once I down Min, Ragz, and Gut. Glad I didn't go to the cave first which is my usual go-to.
Edit: Nothing different that I noticed with the three goblin bosses. They all went down pretty quick. Minthara did down two of my guys though which had me sweating.
If you're that opposed to earning something and feeling like you earned it you can just exit the game through a hard close (alt-f4 or going to home screen and force closing the app on console) as that doesn't save to the save file. But then you'll feel like a dirty rotten cheater every time you look at your shiny dice. So you do you.
Well that’s disappointing. Reg used to be one of my favorite characters and now…
Is that entire generation broken in the head?