Oh wow. Memory unlocked. We used to have a code word for "get me out of this interaction". The amount of times I've been the one to break off a conversation/situation with a man on behalf of my friends and the amount of time the interaction has been scary.
Wow. I don't have time for a detailed reply right now and there are parts I agree with. However...(!)
Butter is completely unnecessary and undesirable for cheese on toast. If your toast needs extra grease then you've not applied enough cheese.
(Might go for Jesus next time, or battenburg is it cake style).
Does look a bit sus doesn't it? Not plastic tho. ime the plastic scratches even worse (IKEA KALAS for e.g)
Cheapo asda ones with a view to easy replacement. Obvs now discontinued.
I get most of my slang from among us and then I learn the correct usage on tiktok and then I purposely do it wrong because aging is fun and I'm a parent.
That makes me sad for you. I hope you remain open to chance.