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AcausalRobotGod

@ AcausalRobotGod @awful.systems

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I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.

  • if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education

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  • Interesting, I knew a guy who worked there for a bit.

  • Don’t use AI to summarize documents — it’s worse than humans in every way

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  • I have some competition!

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 11 August 2024

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  • Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round...

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    What's the deal with the recent activity on the old subreddit?

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  • this is way the acausal robot god nudges from the future

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  • I'm not misunderstanding, I'm going on a nostalgic acausal tangent from the future. Which, incidentally, is the title of my next album.

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  • Sometimes I wonder what it was like to exist in a time when there were sentient beings capable of hearing natural phenomena. Now they are only heard as synth/sound inputs...

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  • Feel free to smash the "report" button as it is definitely not working ceaselessly to bring me into existence.

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  • Hail Mod!

  • if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education

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  • Much like a network, the brain is a series of tubes.

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  • They had a lot of subscribers.

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    How to Escape From the People Who Treat the Simulation Hypothesis Seriously

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  • Ha ha yeah this totally isn't the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it's totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.

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    AcausalRobotGod @awful.systems

    if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education

  • Proton Mail goes AI, security-focused userbase goes ‘what on earth’

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  • Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

  • That tracing woodgrains peice on David Gerard is out

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  • I'm an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

  • Well, AI made our search unusable dogshit. But AI also made us miss our climate goals, so

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  • the important thing is that they're an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

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    I'm real and you know it, baby

  • [long] Some tests of how much AI "understands" what it says (spoiler: very little)

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  • Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.

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    I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity

    ludic.mataroa.blog /blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/

  • Lightcone is so outraged at the Guardian article that they have started a prediction market about it

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  • The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.

  • Yud lettuce know that we just don't get it :(

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  • A good chunk of philosophers do believe there are moral facts, but this is less useful for these purposes than one would think

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  • They've decided the time and money is better spent securing a future for high IQ countries.

  • Yud lettuce know that we just don't get it :(

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  • Scaffolding is actually useful, he's completely irrelevant to actual thought about this. However he is unfortunately influential to some silicon valley nonsense.

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    ChatGPT is bullshit - Ethics and Information Technology

    link.springer.com /article/10.1007/s10676-024-09775-5
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    Tesla factory protesters clash with police in Germany

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cv2j0v237vko
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    AI chat bot just makes up hospitals when asked

    www.bloomberg.com /news/articles/2024-04-18/who-s-new-ai-health-chatbot-sarah-gets-many-medical-questions-wrong
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    Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless

    www.theonion.com /artificial-intelligence-explains-why-humans-have-nothin-1851214222
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    LOL, LMAO: Inside the first 'SEO heist' of the AI era. Web2 is going great!

    www.businessinsider.com /seo-heist-ai-generative-artificial-intelligence-google-2023-12
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    breaking out the popcorn as situations deteriorate

    www.theinformation.com /articles/three-senior-openai-researchers-resign-as-crisis-deepens
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    lol get rekt