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  • His mom probably likes them too.

    His dad probably says “WTF is this Snap bullshit son? We didn’t raise you like that.”

    Then his mom replies, “it’s just a phase, he needs our support, I’m sure you can make snaps happen, sweetie.”

  • Eratosthenes, to within 10% of the modern value. They think, I don’t think they’re 100% on the exact size of his measurement unit. Stadia?

  • I think he bought the “Big book of Canadian Cliches” and took to read on the toilet. Then his legs fell asleep after an hour or two and he dropped the book in the toilet.

    Unfortunately he only made it through two or three. So we’re stuck with hockey comments until someone can teach him some new Canadian cliches.

  • Shit… that’s messed up. I mean the whole concept is, but that’s just extra.

  • I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.

  • I agree there’s nothing there indicating that he wants to be dead. It’s just people keep telling him he’s lucky. If he was really lucky he wouldn’t be hurt at all.

  • I’ll take a stab at this. The guy has clearly been grievously injured to the point where he’s “lucky to be alive”. The dude is lying there with a breathing tube, probably in horrible pain and everyone around him is saying how “lucky” he is. He probably doesn’t feel very lucky! ;)

  • Congratulations to him!

    But could someone confirm for me if Rahim Jaffer is/was an actual person that was running or was it three raccoons in a trench coat?

  • It looks like it’s flying too. Those ambulatory plants must be FAST!

  • I think they changed the versioning to the year of release instead of just the sequential number.

  • Wow, thanks, that’s way better than the link I found.

  • Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

  • You can see his dick through the robe?

  • Nothing

  • The required votes to win are: total number of votes / number of seats

    So if there are 4 spots or seats or whatever and 100 total votes then eat spot requires 25 votes. If one candidate gets 28, then they have three extra.

  • GNU+Linux Humor @lemmy.ml

    Dad joke page-a-day calendar

  • They already hate us surface dwellers!

  • “I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”