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Urethra Franklin

@ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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  • If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

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  • Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

  • If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

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  • Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

    Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

  • Let's goooooo

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  • Bert and Ernie?

    Oscar and Gil?

  • Wise words from Toys R Us

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  • Wise words from Toys R Us

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  • "Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Jesus: Table for 26, please

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    When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...

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    No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

  • What the hell, Minnesota?

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  • I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

    Hilarity ensues.

  • Skeletor cares about your life rule

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  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    No wonder Jesus didn't get a fair trial...

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    It's important for us to keep perspective...

  • If you're at all able to travel to the april 8 solar eclipse within the path of totality, please, please do it

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  • I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Seeing the '17 eclipse was a dream come true. Thankfully, I live in Wyoming, right along the path of totality.

    I won't be traveling for this one, unfortunately. Adulting sucks.

  • American back to school winterbreak special.

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  • ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

    huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

  • You had to hold it up to a candle.

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  • I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.

    I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.

  • You had to hold it up to a candle.

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  • Heh.

    You said "wood."

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    Hey baby...

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  • Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

  • Our new slow cooker came in three boxes.

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  • It's a major award!

  • 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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  • License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?

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    FEDiverse

  • What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

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  • Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

  • German Art

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  • Nor cunning use of flags.

  • So that's who started this...

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  • I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

  • Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

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  • I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

  • NASA has some explaining to do

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  • MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."