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Urethra Franklin

@ AnonWyo @startrek.website

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  • NASA has some explaining to do

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  • Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

    Carbohydrated.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

  • How do I stop hating children?

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  • How would you know? You're sleeping.

  • GOP hopeful blasted for post showing tree ornaments of Democrats in nooses

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  • Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

    Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

  • 4202 g

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  • Turducken would like a word.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit

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  • Cobain's, too.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Smells Like Teen Spirit

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night

  • NASA has some explaining to do

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  • Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

  • Biggest piece of shit in movie history

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  • We know what sort of porn you watch.

    Also, username checks out.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    NASA has some explaining to do

  • Broccoli

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  • 2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

  • pick up or rule

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  • Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...

  • People who dont particularly care for or celebrate Christmas, Whats your favorite Christmas song?

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  • TAKE OFF, EH!

  • Tell me what you're drinking this Christmas Eve or else Santa said he wouldn't bring you any presents.

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  • I gave up alcohol (again) in August.

    I've got a bottle of Cherry Coke in the fridge. That might be nice at 2310 at night.

  • Shirley, this will collapse China

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  • Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.

  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

    I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

    "Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • They have cars in the Middle East?

    Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

  • The Jebus Said So.

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  • Blessed are the cheesemakers?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    The Jebus Said So.

  • He is small and pointless

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  • The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Urethra Franklin @startrek.website

    In the holiday spirit...