Skip Navigation

InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)A

AnthoNightShift

@ AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

Posts
19
Comments
25
Joined
3 yr. ago

  • Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake

    Jump

  • Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

  • Pierre Polievre doesn't understand the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms

    Jump

  • Doesn't understand or doesn't care???

  • Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

    Jump

  • My 6ft tall great grandmother would have scrubbed the toilet with that shrimp.

  • What are some alternatives to bars that stay open late for folks that don't drink alcohol?

    Jump

  • In Canada we call that Tim Hortons

  • Like fine wine...

    Jump

  • Hey, you know what they say about our generation: At the age of 10 we were 30, and now at 50 we're still 30.

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Gaze into the Abyss

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Like fine wine...

  • I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.

    Jump

  • Jokes likes that are soda-pressing.

  • Donald Trump campaign raises more than $7m by selling mugshot merchandise

    Jump

  • Look, the one thing I am genuinely, no kidding surprised about is that he didnt try to sell tickets to see the mugshots taken live, at like 25k a pop.

  • YSK if you've seen something traumatic, playing Tetris for a couple of hours afterwards can drastically reduce the chance of it becoming a deeprooted memory and causing PTSD

    Jump

  • So you're saying if my parents had let me play video games, my childhood traumas would have been easier to deal with. Those f%*&ers....

  • Offbeat @lemmy.ca
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    School In England Gets Mocked For Looking Like A Giant Sperm - Funny

    9gag.com /gag/ap9j5dE
  • Offbeat @lemmy.ca
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Vexatious litigant accused of leaving dead ferret in man's freezer

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/ottawa/vexatious-litigant-accused-of-leaving-dead-ferret-in-man-s-freezer-1.6946125
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Quite Wright

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Excited for School?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Torna-Dad

  • Offbeat @lemmy.ca
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Wagner mercenary chief Yevgeny Prigozhin ‘killed’ as 10 people die in plane crash

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/europe/moscow-plane-crash-prigozhin-wagner-b2398156.html
  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    It's in the name

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Bat Signal

  • Offbeat @lemmy.ca
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    First ever Anti-Rat Day of Action held in Harlem to fight "rats the size of Crocs"

    www.cbsnews.com /newyork/news/anti-rat-day-of-action-harlem/
  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Ancient Greek Slacker

  • Whats the best Hockey movie?

    Jump

  • This, and then this again some more.

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Existential Threat

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Just Do It. If you can...

  • Nous ne sommes pas pareil.

    Jump

  • Ep puis pourtant, on s'émmerveille au même printemps...

  • How is former president of the US Donald Trump still free when a lot of the accomplices in things he has been indicted for are already in jail and or prison except him?

    Jump

  • Because this needs to be done 1000% right, there is no margin for error, everything has to be done in an iron clad manner that cannot be dismantled by half-assing it. Indicting a former president is a first in the history of this country, and this former president is nothing short of a cult leader with millions of unshakable followers, many of whom are armed to the teeth and ready to burn this country to the ground for him. So this has to be done very friggin carefully.

  • NSFW Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

    Jump

  • Exist for yourself and the people around you. If your idea of happiness if being universally known, you will never be happy, because every celibrity has at least as many haters has fans, and haters tend to talk louder.

    The world is you, and this life is yours. Make it memorable and agreable for yourself and those around you. I'm not saying go be an Indiana Jones and have Impossible adventures, I'm saying make the most of what you have and the ones you are surrounded with. In the end you won't care if the universe remembers you, only what you remember.

  • People aren't stupid.

    Jump

  • I understand what you say and agree, however there is a point to be made about what the definition of stupid should be. Due to proximity, I will take myself as an example. I'm incredibly absent minded and pay little attention because I have too much on my mind and too little rest to deal with it all, so I focus on what I can while the rest often gets neglected. Many people then view my behavior as stupidity and I do not care about their opinions enough to correct their perception. Although even if I did it might not change anything. So go ahead and think what you will of me, unless they have anything helpful to say I won't pay attention. I'm that kinda stupid.

  • [AskMovies] What is a movie you think is not appreciated enough?

    Jump

  • "It had Ron Perlman in it" is the bets selling point for any movie/tv show. During the Beauty & The Beast TV craze they made an album of him as his Vincent character reading friggin poetry, and it works!!!

  • [AskMovies] What is a movie you think is not appreciated enough?

    Jump

  • Bubba Ho-Tep. Everyone I mention it to have a blank expression on their face, some whom I watched it with kept it afterward. DUDE, this is the greatest Bruce Campbell performance, this is probably the greatest Elvis fiction ever, the film is absolutely insane, and they pulled it off for less than the remaining mortgage on my house.

  • Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

    Jump

  • Soylent Green.

  • Removed Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

    Jump

  • Alan Rickman was universally known as the kindest, most generous and gentle soul. Yet he kick-started his movie career by playing one of the most memorable villains.

  • Is America Really That Bad?

    Jump

  • It's not just America. It's the whole world right now.

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
    AnthoNightShift @lemmy.ca

    Respect in Peace

  • Anyone have a tissue?!

    Jump

  • Yeah, I think I'll have a muffin today...