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  • Everyone does it, tho!?!

    • Fox News.
  • He'll be able to tout the state's record unemployment, on account of all the dead people.

  • If your Naomi is Klein, you are fine. If your Naomi is Wolf, then big oof.

  • It's all projection. All of it.

  • Naomi Klein just wrote a book about Naomi Wolf, and it talks about the mirror world and all this is so bat shit nuts. People are so easily grifted out of their money and their trust.

  • The last time someone tried to sell oil in anything other than the US dollar, his country was invaded under false pretenses.

  • have you seen exTwitter?

  • "The most ironic thing is with the settlement that I did receive [20 million pounds from his father's estate since John only gave him 100K in his will], is that I’ve been buying his stuff back with that, so, I’m buying his stuff back with his money, which is absolutely insane.”

  • Secretly posted on Twitter that he did this because who is going to hold him accountable?

  • He's the richest man in the world. He could buy his own fucking island and never be arrested. Can one country shut down Twitter, Tesla, or SpaceX?

  • He controls 10K satellites, the electric car charging infrastructure, and a massive global communications platform. He's too big to control. Good thing we hero-worshipped him for years. 🫢 🤭

  • Candidate Trump needs to be belligerent and defiant. Defendant Trump needs to STFU.

    The problem is those two things are in competition. So he has to say, Russia, Russia, Russia as candidate Trump, but that isn't a relevant or useful argument for defendant Trump. He has to say, "I'm allowed to do this thing" as candidate Trump, but as defendant Trump, I'm allowed to break the law is not a defense.

    His only hope is to delay. If he goes to trial on anything, defendant Trump loses. If he can hold out, then candidate Trump will win.

    This is his bet. He wins and it all goes away and the US is ruled by a guy who believes he can get away with anything.

  • Canada has many parties but is about to become a right-wing nightmare.

    This isn't a party problem, it is a comms problem. The right feels like it must stop progress for human rights in any way possible. Lying, cheating, whatever. And in many places, the right is funded by rich people who want less taxes and regulations.

    In Canada, it is tar sands oil. Since tax cuts and let's screw up the planet are not popular, you need a wedge issue. Here's Trump marveling at how a wedge issue is spread:

    "It's amazing how strongly people feel about that. You see, I'm talking about cutting taxes, people go like that," Donald Trump said while making a muted applause gesture. "I talk about transgender, everyone goes crazy. Who would have thought? Five years ago, you didn't know what the hell it was."

  • The only cracks here is that the senate are all a bunch of olds who don't understand the internet.

  • 'Kids Online Safety Act' will deliberately target trans content, senator admits

    He's a granddad. We shouldn't have granddads who can't work a remote be president. I assume he can't work a remote.

  • you just mansplained a dad joke.

  • Another fun fact: people with orange hair are called redheads because orange is a relatively new word and orange used to be just a shade of red.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What is lighter than brown?

  • It is a for profit place that has always put reach before speech. For-profit places are not bastions of free speech, they are bastions of making decisions that make them more money.

  • He has to, take a look at what is coming in Texas. He has to fight imaginary things because reality is indefensible.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How did the mansplainer die?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Everyone at West Virginia University Knew Something Was Up. I Hate That We Were Right.

    slate.com /human-interest/2023/08/west-virginia-university-cuts-programs.html
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Donald Trump bumped into someone at his golf course

  • Football (migrated to football@sopuli.xyz) @lemmy.world

    Manchester City’s Kevin De Bruyne could miss rest of year with injury

    www.theguardian.com /football/2023/aug/15/manchester-city-kevin-de-bruyne-injury-could-miss-rest-of-year-pep-guardiola
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Why Fox News was created

    theweek.com /articles/880107/why-fox-news-created
  • politics @lemmy.world

    On Trump's social media posts

    terikanefield.com /trumps-social-media-postings/
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I can melt ice with my eyes

  • politics @lemmy.world

    The corruption of Lindsey Graham

    specialto.thebulwark.com /p/the-corruption-of-lindsey-graham
  • DeSantisThreatensUSA @lemmy.world

    ‘I’m not wanted’: Florida universities hit by brain drain as academics flee

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2023/jul/30/florida-universities-colleges-faculty-leaving-desantis
  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Just read a book about the Stockholm Syndrome.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why is there no professional hide and seek league?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

  • Soccer, The World's Game @lemmy.ml

    Lionel Messi's makes his MLS debut