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@ AssaultRifle15 @hexbear.net

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  • Accidentally OD'd on instant coffee

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  • I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.

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    you have to actually "be exploited" and "not benefit from the super profits of imperialism" to learn how to be a communist. not all knowledge comes from books and articles.

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  • I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.

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    NYT investigation found that at least 200 times Israel dropped its most destructive bombs in areas it designated as safe for civilians in Gaza.” (cw bloody people)

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  • So sad to see that Hamas runs the New York Times 😔

  • The New York Times tries to politically shitpost.

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  • Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

  • YouTube regrettably exists

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  • It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

  • Amazing

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  • Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

  • Decade-defining image

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  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    AssaultRifle15 [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Happy birthday to this future president.

  • Joe Brandon won't even call for ceasefire on his birthday cake

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  • Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.

  • made an addendum to this liberal meme i saw floating around lefty reddit

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  • Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?

  • Rate my fit

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  • I like the Super S on the bottom half, real 90s chic.

  • memes @hexbear.net
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  • What is a decision or action you made, despite it being clearly stupid?

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  • Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad idea.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    9/11 was entirely justified because there was a Hamas base in the North Tower

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    AssaultRifle15 [he/him] @hexbear.net

    A satyrist has offered to transform you into a half-goat, but she will not tell you which half will be turned. Do you still accept?

  • judaism @hexbear.net
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    I loved my Bubbie, but I'm glad she's already passed because I know her take on the current situation would've been heinous.

  • Go on, cry, sadboy.

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  • If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    The man I've kept locked in my basement for 18 years broke out and attacked me, completely unprovoked. Can I get some sympathy in these trying times?

  • Uh, so, if I wanted better odds to survive ecological collapse, where would I move to and what would I do? Mostly hypothetical because I'll probably just stay put and bite the bullet lol.

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  • A lot of bougies are building their doomsday bunkers in New Zealand, so based on that alone I'd guess NZ is safe. Then again, if the wealthy are good at anything it's being very confidently wrong, so maybe not.

  • TRUST 🤝

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  • The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver's licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • How hard can it be? Put a magnet on the railroad tracks, then stick another magnet with the same polarity under the train. Bam, maglev.

  • you either in the huddle or you out the huddle

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  • Whether they're all-in on China or think that Xi is the anti-Christ, the end result is exactly the same: absolutely nothing whatsoever. There isn't a local left, much less a national left; certainly there isn't anything that anybody could seriously call an international movement. The opinions of random westerners mean absolutely nothing to the CCP. Fixating on what we have zero influence over is wholly unproductive.

    Maybe in 20 years we'll have cobbled together a movement that Beijing thinks is even worth offering a nod to, but right now we're a bit too irrelevant to worry about our place on the global stage.

  • How many showers do you take a day?

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    What's smth you feel most guilty about doing in a relationship? Current or past relationship.

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  • A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn't think of a single thing to say. I don't blame her for leaving me not too long after that.

  • Liberals doing mental gymnastics to keep the spy balloon conspiracy theory alive 😂

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  • The alternative is admitting that they had a complete meltdown over a balloon. People can force themselves to believe basically anything if it can save them the embarrassment of admitting they were enthusiastically wrong.

  • philosophy @hexbear.net
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    Actually, I don't have to imagine Sisyphus happy

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    AssaultRifle15 [he/him] @hexbear.net

    If you're 20 and not a Communist, you have no brain. If you're 30 and not a Communist, you have no brain. If you're 40 and not a Communist, you have no brain. If you're 50 and not a Communist, you hav

  • christianity @hexbear.net
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    Is there any way to leave Heaven?

  • judaism @hexbear.net
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    If I was unbirthed by a Jewish woman, would that make me Jewish under halakhah?

  • doomer @hexbear.net
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    In a certain sense, isn't it pretty cool to be living in the Terminal Epoch?

  • judaism @hexbear.net
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    How should I read the Tanakh?

  • news @hexbear.net
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    Bill would require Arizona schools to teach communism's conflict with democracy

    archive.ph /vTHs9
  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    When Canada became a dictatorship: 50 years after Quebec’s ‘October Crisis’

    www.peoplesworld.org /article/when-canada-became-a-dictatorship-50-years-after-quebecs-october-crisis/