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  • No one loves you cause you're tiny and you're made of meat.

  • Zapp: "clear my schedule"

    Kif: takes out etch-a-sketch and shakes it

  • Can chocolate just let me finish?

    Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.

  • You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!

  • Learning is fun.

    Hey, I should be mad at you.

    I'm 40% ______.

  • Leela bring fire?

  • I quote "Tell them I hate them" all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.

    From Fry and the Slurm Factory

  • I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.

  • Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.

  • Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.

  • The one you posted is probably the best.

    Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they "look in the box" and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy's always tickles me:

    Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil... and shallow!

    Amy A : I am not evil!

  • The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"

  • When push comes to shove, you've got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.

  • 27 years together, 24 married

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    ‘Futurama’ Fans Discover How A Tragedy Changed A Classic Joke — For the Better

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    May the luck of the Fryrish be with you today

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    'Twas the night before Xmas

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    We did it!

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    Guest star next season

    www.cracked.com /article_39841_neil-degrasse-tyson-will-evidently-guest-star-on-the-next-season-of-futurama.html
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    Season 8 Episode 10 - All The Way Down

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    The year is 3023...

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    Season 11 Episode 9 - The Prince and the Product

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    Season 8 Episode 8 - Zapp Gets Cancelled

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    Season 8 Episode 7 - Rage Against the Vaccine

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    Season 8 Episode 6 - I Know What You Did Next Xmas

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    Season 8 Episode 5 - Related to Items You've Viewed

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    Season 8 Episode 4 - Parasites Regained

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    Season 8 Episode 3 - How the West Was 1010001

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    Season 8 Episode 2 - Children of a Lesser Bog

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    Season 8 Episode 1 - The Impossible Stream

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    Regarding Spoilers for the Upcoming Season

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