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  • If Tucker Carlson wants me to take him seriously again he's going to have to put the bow tie back on and then walk off a cliff

  • That can't be kel-tec. It's not made of plastic.

  • I'm pretty sure PHP has died 16 times since then

  • I feel so powerful. I can develop in JavaScript, PHP and actionscript. All the hottest languages of the year 2000

  • Due to the recent supreme court ruling black people are 3/5 again.

  • Saudi Arabia is proof that prohibition doesn't work. They don't drink yet still raging assholes with slaves and everything

  • Arrr I be Shitpants the pirate.

  • I have a working Nokia Lumia 1520 for sale. Games loaded and everything. Message me.

  • I'm back at it taking Chinese lessons again. My teacher was like, hey you know a lot of characters and your pronunciation is very good. I said it should be, I've been learning it for 18 years. This is my 5th time starting over and it takes me a while to re-remember it.

  • All that junk and not a single magic lamp. Dibs on the Lenny G sign tho

  • Who cares, the Dow is at a record high! Wish I didnt have to eat tree bark tho

  • Those courts in china aren't independent. They very much take orders from the government.

  • NYT, those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw shit sandwiches

  • I like to measure time with a clock. A ruler doesn't work as well.

  • She probably doesn't like it cause it looks like timothee chalamet. That's why I don't like it

  • I long for the days when we had a powerful emperor and the Gauls were the bad guys.

  • No one can take that away from ya. The youth in the future won't be able to afford videa games. They will have to gather at some sort of "arcade" and take out mortgages to play Tekken 41

  • Make billionaires millionaires again! Literally no downside, the economy and 99% of us benefit.

  • Except Facebook right?

  • Native Plant Gardening @mander.xyz

    From seed to plant, caterpillar to butterfly

  • Gardening @lemmy.world

    Monarchs in the house!

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Over 300 artists spent 4 years reanimating FLCL Episode 5: Brittle Bullet

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Planted a couple Blueberry bushes

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Big Marijuana don't want you to know...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its Dinner Plans - AMA

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Google is now forcing gemini in their gmail app

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Lifehack 2025

  • memes @lemmy.world

    2025 is going to be a doozy

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Am I winning?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Why I don't go outside in the wintertime:

  • memes @lemmy.world

    MFW I see the feed has been taken over by cats

  • cats @lemmy.world

    The signs of winter

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Missing cat, found!

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    The older I get the more movies just blur together

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Married with Children rule

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Last days of summer

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Inflation is rough