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Unfathomably silly

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    BBNOyahu

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  • Can I get a source for any of this? Sounds like you just have an unhealthy obsession.

    Anyway bbno$ fuckin slaps and is hella queer-inclusive. Love that guy, absolute gem

  • The amount of willpower it’s taking to not hit the block button is a level I didn’t even know I had.

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    Let's see

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  • Hasan is a tool

  • Yikes.

  • I’m more concerned about the placement of the asteroid belt

  • I’ll die before I make a second trip

  • As someone who spent the entirety of yesterday vomiting her guts out every 20 minutes or so, I feel this on a spiritual level

    Edit: Apparently drinking four Cut Waters back to back the night before was not something my stomach was okay with

  • I’m far from an expert as I only paint my nails occasionally, but I’d recommend getting a color you like as well as a clear polish. I generally do two coats of color and then a top coat of the clear polish to add a bit of protection. I’ve never bothered using alcohol to wipe away oil, but it may help prevent peeling afterward, idk

    Can’t speak on any preferable brands, I just grab whatever, but I will say to avoid gel polish as this requires UV treatment to properly harden. Found that out the hard way after I woke up with fuzz from my blanket stuck to my nails :(

    It’s simple enough even as a beginner but do expect some mess, specifically paint on your fingers around the nail. Still haven’t figured out how to paint them without doing that but the excess generally peels off in a day or so, especially during/after a shower

    Side note - if you can’t decide on a color, just go with black. Goes with anything and looks good on any skin tone

    Sorry I don’t have more advice but I hope I could be of some help! Best of luck <3

  • .ml strikes again

  • Slop

  • I think of the Tom and Jerry scream

  • Balsamic transgender

  • Also a ring bearer bearer

  • Ngl at first glance I thought this was a cigarette ash sandwich

  • Wait… You guys make it to the end of the story?

  • I’d like to think he’s also ripping the penjamin like a chimney

  • He’s just a big ol’ guy

  • Well they certainly don’t fly out of it

  • Do I have any say over conditions aside from species?

    If so, a dog in a rich family. One of the more intelligent breeds, possibly a border collie or German shepherd. Seems like a good life; well fed, sheltered, nothing to worry about other than wondering where my owners went/when they’ll be back when they leave the house.

    If not, idk, make me a jellyfish or something. No thoughts, just floating mindlessly in the ocean without a care, occasionally getting touched and making them regret it.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Sprecher rulet beer is like Barq’s without the bite

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Kibty

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Marb(ru)le Hornets is BACK

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Minirule

  • HipHopHeads @sopuli.xyz

    Flute solo goes harder than it has any right to

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Road rage

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    Road Rulege

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Neuruledivergent

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    They’re very good fr(ule)iends

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I just rule’d in my pants

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    What’re your new year(ule)’s plans?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Addiction is a crule thing

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hear(ule) me out…

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Ding Dong the Rule is Dead

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Does anyone know wtf causes these rules?

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Misinforuletion

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Help

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Full ride scholar(ule)ship

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Tr(ule)inkets

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Bill Nye the Rule Guy