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  • I built my vapes myself. Can’t imagine getting off cigs and then using SINGLE USE LiPo batteries…

  • 2025 - after the virus

    (It’s free on YouTube!)

    It has… nothing. Go watch it. I cringed so much my future kids cringed

  • No way

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  • Don’t you dare hinder me from experiencing the experience with the sponge.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

  • When you start drinking at 16:30 you’re already past the first hangover at 01:30

  • Also, it is Espresso in every language except French, where it is called Expresso

  • Sus

  • Great, you’re nice. Congratz on doing the absolute bare minimum.

    Any hobbies she’s interested in as well? Or interesting hobbies in general? Any skill you have other than dislocating your shoulder, like changing the breaks on your car? Are you a Sub and want a Dom but she’s a Sub as well? Are you radiating any sexual energy? Heck some women find tax evasion as sexy as a sixpack.

  • I’ve seen some of Doonesbury‘s comics on the Internet. They, just like this comic strip, feel less like satire and more like a hyperbole. In Austria, we ususally overexaggerate everything. Like we have a satirical book about a former major of Vienna, called "get me the sparkling wine"

  • As a European, all these American news read like you‘re very close to a civil war over there

  • Me, cooking, fucked up my Tofu and my wife always uses ChatGPT for everything: hey ChatGPT, how can I fix the tofu that curdled into the smallest flakes possible? ChatGPT: vinegar and heat.

    The one time I used ChatGPT for more than "I have this tax law and want my grandma to understand it, say the same using easy words" content I ruined a whole pot of tofu and nutmilk.

    If you don’t know what you want it to say, it is wrong.

  • Abdul

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  • I have the vague idea where that image is from, but I don’t know for sure.

    Where did you find that?

  • Now that you mention non-salary benefits… I would get a company car for myself in the new job, effectively eliminating all car-related costs. Healthcare wise it‘s the same. This company car would reduce my cost immensely, evening out the salary gap.

  • Well the new job would make use of various licenses I acquired in my free time. On paper it sounds amazing but I would really want to know what I’m getting into before actually quitting my current job.

  • Please correct me if I’m wrong since I’m not native in English. In my understanding a paycut is the reduction of one’s income.

  • My backup plan is that I have an assessment in the near future that, if passed, states me as someone who’s good with taxes and that certificate is valued higher than a bachelor‘s degree

  • Straws that are worse than this include 📄

  • No paycut, only if I switch jobs

  • Can someone please explain it to me?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Giving up my safe governmental 7-3 office job?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Nostalgic for older websites

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Despite the constant negative press covfefe

  • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network

    Probably a repost but funny nonetheless

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Please check your kitten's gums regularly! Both of my rescues are toothless since before they were 18 months old thanks to my vet having a cat with this autoimmune disease!

    www.ocregister.com /2010/11/24/cat-doc-bad-gums-can-leave-cats-toothless/
  • ki_iel @feddit.org

    Ki👱‍♀️iel

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    What is something you like to tell people?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Becoming a veterinarian is hard

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    heat ≠ Heat

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Partner has ADD, do I have misophonia?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Windows 11's inconsistency

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Selling BTC or not..?

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Raising the morale

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Here's my little cuddle buddy

  • Fitness @lemmy.world

    Update to my lifestyle change after nearly one month:

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Do girls also wiggle the fuel hose or is this just a male habit?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Is it normal that I get wet water all over myself when taking a shower?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    When you know, you know

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Travelling be like

  • Gaming @lemmy.ml

    Thanks Reddit. I'll continue to not provide any content since I shredded everything pre-enshitification.