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@ CatZoomies @lemmy.world

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2023 Reddit Refugee

On Decentralization:

"We no longer have choice. We no longer have voice. And what is left when you have no choice and no voice? Exit." - Andreas Antonopoulos

  • You got any games on your phone?

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  • We need to keep them out of our bathrooms. Thank you for complying with our genital inspections. We’re on the lookout for perverts who want to look at your genitals.

  • You got any games on your phone?

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  • Bro gripping that couch hard.

  • You got any games on your phone?

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  • The interesting thing about this is that the dude who took this picture shared his story on MySpace. He said that the bearded fattie inspected his genitals for compliance, and then did The Worm all across the bathroom floor as he worked his way dancing out the door. Pretty impressive. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

  • You got any games on your phone?

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  • Whether or not you like this post is irrelevant. He needs to know if you have games on your phone.

  • You got any games on your phone?

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  • Thank you for complying with genital inspection. We need to protect our bathrooms from perverts.

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    You got any games on your phone?

  • Imagine

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  • They don’t want poop to run down their arms.

  • What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?

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  • You can restore the social contract by putting your hand under the stall for a firm handshake. If he consents, you get a firm handshake and relief that the social contract is restored. If he refuses, then you have to deal with the shame and heartache.

  • Get your Apple Maps ready

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  • Iran…

    Iran Apple.

  • 877-CASH-NOW

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  • I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW

    They’ll buy your structured settlement on the cheap so that you get lump-sum cash. Then they collect the payout from the responsible party. It’s win-win for them.

    They also did debt relief stuff too, but as a kid, I only remember the structured settlement commercials.

  • Removed

    "A woman driving by spotted a man behaving suspiciously with two young Black girls and intervened"

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  • If you see something, say something. Community is important.

  • John Dunbar went to Japan

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  • 100% agreed. Did you know that in the scene where Stanley directed John to go to Japan, John - great actor by the way - ad libbed his line and instead said the critically acclaimed line that gave us all goosebumps: “It’s Wolvin’ time!” When I saw this in theatres, everyone let out a loud cheer. Such a wonderful moment that I’ll never forget. So glad Stanley Kubrick left that in there.

  • Post title lol

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  • I know, right? haha

  • Courage

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  • I paid in courage, and now I have a bit of courage left over to remove the headphone jack from all phones.

  • Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person

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  • MAGA: “Trump Christ is just like us! He really gets us!”

  • Trump Attacks Pope Leo as Too Liberal and ‘Weak on Crime’

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  • And don’t forget the lore context behind this photo. This was during the Black Lives Matter protests in June 2020. Trump’s goons tear gassed protesters outside that church so they would disperse, allowing him to get in this photo op.

  • $400m White House Ballroom 'Essential' To Protect Donald Trump and First Family From Missile Attacks

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  • Vast wall of loaded diapers stacked to the ceiling.

  • The forbidden fourth leche

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  • You wouldn’t dare!

  • Raven Ridge Open House

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  • Tobias, my homie.

    (Animorphs reference)

  • D.C. Grand Jury Orders Reddit to Turn Over Data on Anonymous ICE Critic

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  • Props to you, homie. I didn’t personally know about your instance, so your character is courageous and exemplary. I’d like to think my values are aligned with yours as I’ll stand up for trans people, too.

    While the likelihood of being served a subpoena to turn over your data is slim, just be careful. Remember - even if someone else wrote it, it’s YOUR data. If you already don’t have a great moderation team on your server, make sure to set ground rules and stamp out calls to violence and other things that would get someone in loads of trouble. The state won’t target an online community, but persons making active threats to the state (e.g., a call for assassination of a public figure, organising violence and harm, etc.) will get you in loads of trouble.

    If I was on your server and some dipshit was threatening assassinating a politician or organising a hit, you got served a subpoena, and you were getting ready to delete your instance, I’d jump in and request you to stop. I don’t think it’d be worth nuking the whole community and all the data so you get punished on behalf of that one dipshit. Don’t think it’d be worth having your life destroyed because one edgelord thinks it’s great to say stuff like that online without reprisal, in our state-sponsored surveillance system.

    Edit: on mobile so fixed a bunch of typos

    Edit 2: On turning over data. In the discovery phase of litigation, they’re legally obligated to cull the request for information to what is relevant and in-scope. In my above example, the courts want the IP address and other identifiers of the dipshit that called for the assassination of a public figure. You’d only have to turn over the data for that one person, NOT everyone on your server. Just to put the facts out there.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    home improvement

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Beast Mode

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Discord after leaking 70,000 government IDs last year

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    On Lemmy, you never know what you're gonna get

  • Anti Meme @sopuli.xyz
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    How the hell did they find out?

  • Linux Gaming @lemmy.world
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    I should have switched years ago! - Linux gaming update

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    meme_pihole_smartTV_transparent_logo_png.jpeg

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Paramount accused of bribery as it settles Trump lawsuit for $16 million

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2025/07/paramount-accused-of-bribery-as-it-settles-trump-lawsuit-for-16-million/
  • memes @lemmy.world
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    both sides are not the same

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions

    arstechnica.com /gadgets/2025/04/lg-tvs-integrated-ads-get-more-personal-with-tech-that-analyzes-viewer-emotions/
  • Linux Gaming @lemmy.world
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    Alright nerds, I installed Linux Mint on my MacBook Pro

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    "Welcome to the year of the snake!"

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Extra bandage

  • Linux Gaming @lemmy.world
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    Alright you nerds, I made the jump to Linux.

  • Games @lemmy.world
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    YouTube

    Batman: Arkham Origins (2013) - TV Spot

  • Gift of Gaming @lemmy.world
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    Little Nightmares [Steam] - First come, first served

  • Proton @lemmy.world
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    Massive Advertisement Popup in Proton (Update: Response from Proton enclosed)

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    corn starch recommend

  • Jacksonville Jaguars @lemmy.ml
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    Highlight

    Tank Bigsby powers through to give the @Jaguars the lead! 📺: #NEvsJAX