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Codpiece

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  • How to Euthanize a Whale

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  • Just don’t load it onto a flatbed and drive it through a town. That didn’t go well.

  • Every person in the world has someone really shitty in their ancestry. Just depends on how far you have to go back.

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  • If you go back far enough, your ancestor is a different species.

  • TIL that for the average price of a car in the US, you could buy 5 cars in China

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  • But then my cars would be in China, and that’s not much use.

  • ‘The cost of compute is far beyond the costs of the employees’: Nvidia exec says right now AI is more expensive than paying human workers

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  • I’m pretty certain that companies and people have been using the old “computer error” excuse since at least the 1980s.

  • Dozens of toys recalled in the UK after asbestos found in play sand

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  • Traditional sandpaper?

  • Global Spelling Bee

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  • Closest I could get.

  • Look at the way he writes for loops too smh

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  • What’s worse, starting at 1 or using AI to write it for you?

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
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    Nature festival mixed up with nudist event

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c5y9egn7882o

  • World’s top condom maker warns of shortages and price increase as Iran war hits supply chain

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  • They’ve suggested turning them inside out to get more use out of them.

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    Did u know turtles breath through their butt hole?

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  • Well yeah, just in case you were about to give one mouth-to-mouth.

  • Pineapple on pizza? No thanks. Meet the chefs bringing the real Italy to the UK

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  • The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek man living in Canada to create Chinese inspired flavours. It’s nothing to do with Hawaii at all.

  • I might have terrible grammar and everyone knows it except for me

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  • That’s like a good answer.

  • I might have terrible grammar and everyone knows it except for me

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  • What’s like putting?

  • I might have terrible grammar and everyone knows it except for me

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  • Correct usage of punctuation is equally important.

    Edit: for the pedants :)

  • Think Bold

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  • Old memes reposted? Wolves. :)

  • Memorial for ICE victims on the side of a semi-major highway in rural Washington State [OC]

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  • Originally it said “ICE memorial”.

  • Memorial for ICE victims on the side of a semi-major highway in rural Washington State [OC]

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  • I’d change the title to “Memorial to the victims of ICE”, otherwise you’re implying it’s a public urinal.

  • Open up

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  • Normal For Norfolk.

  • What's your backup plan if AI takes your job?

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  • I’m going to become a live organ donor.

  • PIC

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  • Yeah, real candy. None of this “body of Christ” bullshit.

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Government to make “plug-in solar” available within months

    www.gov.uk /government/news/government-to-make-plug-in-solar-available-within-months
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    Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cgk86rr0vxyo
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    Claudia Winkleman model appears on garden fence

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cd7zpg3z723o
  • British Telly @feddit.uk
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    Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cgk80pzxkexo
  • British Comedy @feddit.uk
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    The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee

  • Anything But Metric @discuss.tchncs.de
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    Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared

    www.theguardian.com /australia-news/2026/jan/17/fatberg-poo-balls-sydney-beaches-malabar-outfall-secret-report
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    Celebrations as UK Government announces legal humanist marriages, but law change some way away

    humanists.uk /2025/10/02/celebrations-as-uk-government-announces-legal-humanist-marriages-but-law-change-some-way-away/
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
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    MiG-21 wreckage lodged in an apartment building in East Germany, 1975

  • Nominative Determinism @feddit.uk
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    Ros Canter (left in photo), British equestrian

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Ros_Canter
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    Denmark zoo asks people to donate unwanted pets as food for its predators

    news.sky.com /story/denmark-zoo-asks-people-to-donate-unwanted-pets-as-food-for-its-predators-13406863
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    Crocodile that terrorised town for three days turned out to be an inflatable toy

    metro.co.uk /2025/07/30/crocodile-terrorised-town-three-days-turned-inflatable-toy-23786333/
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    UK to lower voting age to 16

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/live/c93kkg37n3kt
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    Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/cy4nn1d2vzxo
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Do a bit of murdering on the way