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  • Literally countless. So many that they are decorating the homes and outdoor spaces of my family and friends

  • Geologists and biologists hate people who stack rocks

  • every single day we reach new lows of the evil israel is willing to commit. Their excuse was that they were targetting a camera used by hamas btw

  • I mean format-wise I think I prefer r****t to this but Reddit as a platform sucks so bad from its user base and bots alone

  • electoralism @hexbear.net

    Zohran Mamdani update: Zohran hosted a citywide scavenger hunt last weekend, just for fun, that drew a larger crowd than Cuomo had volunteers for his entire mayoral campaign

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Hexbear exclusive effortpost: A Primary Account on How Zohran Won

  • electoralism @hexbear.net

    First in line for the NYCRG (New York City Revolutionary Guard): Bill DeBlasio

  • news @hexbear.net

    Zohran Mamdani, openly democratic socialist candidate for mayor of NYC, is officially polling at 49% to Andrew Cuomo’s 51% in the final round of ranked choice voting

  • Deporting somebody you kidnapped in international waters from a country they did not go to or want to be in.

  • Lesser of two evils moment

  • Isn’treal: systematically demolishes almost every building in Gaza in an attempt to render it uninhabitable

    Galaxy brain liberals: “If you were gay and lived in Gaza, Hamas would really ruin your quality of life!”

  • Classic mistake

  • Thank you I love bits like this

  • They left dirty dishes in my sink too :(

  • That would have to be an advisor to the Sultan I suppose

  • Israel will get the next person in line until the only person left on the planet is Netanyahu. Then he will finally be safe from corruption charges!

  • Probably enough

  • The NYC Mayor Eric Adams corruption story is so dumb annd funny and somehow just keeps getting funnier. He’s been fundraising to pay for his legal defense (lol) and has basically run out of money to keep his legal defense going (lmao). A ton of his team for his regular job as mayor resigned and now he’s short staffed there too.

    I was mad bored at work today and inspired by his stupidity so I wrote a joke article about the Eric Adams corruption charges as if he was a governor in the Ottoman Empire during the 1600s in case anybody wants a laugh

  • True

  • He may have been the beneficiary of the time before the west was deathly afraid of China the way they are now

  • $500 billion

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    BREAKING: Eriq Pasha al-Adm Accused of Accepting Bribes from Venetian Merchants

  • news @hexbear.net

    While the U.S. can’t stop dropping bombs, China just dropped $500 billion on the housing sector

  • news @hexbear.net

    Labour has determined that torpedoing relations with the largest economy in the world over something fabricated is actually bad

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Mr. Beast if he wasn’t mid

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Simple policy suggestion for Kamala: Legalize marijuana for all Pell Grant recipients who start a business in a disadvantaged community and manage to keep that business afloat for at least three years

  • news @hexbear.net

    Hurricane Milton’s wind speeds have increased from 100mph to 175mph in the past 24 hours. If you live on Florida’s west coast, do not fuck around. Please follow all evacuation orders/advisories.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Michigan held an “I voted” sticker contest and this is one of the winners

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Iranian man lights his cigarette on the burning flag of Israel in celebration of Iran’s retaliatory strike

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Jonald Bidump

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Amazing things are happening in China

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Communism IS when iPhone. Here’s why that’s actually a bad thing