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@ CowsLookLikeMaps @sh.itjust.works

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  • Tina Yazdani Fired from CityNews after reporting 4 billion dollars missing from provincial investment fund.ont

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  • Yes. $28.9 million CAD ($21 million USD). He is also paving Toronto island so he can land jets on it.

  • Ontario buys used $28.9M private jet for Doug Ford

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  • It all makes sense now.

  • Ontario buys used $28.9M private jet for Doug Ford

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  • Jokes on him, he'll cause traffic to be worse.

  • Ford, meet Streisand Effect

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  • That's crazy! The only part I disagree with is the using fat as an insult since there are plenty of other ways to poke fun at emotional support pickup trucks.

  • Ford, meet Streisand Effect

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  • Ford, meet Streisand Effect

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  • But we have canuck homer mobile at home:

  • Doug (can't af)Ford

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  • That depends. Are you a real estate developer or a human who requires shelter?

  • Torontonians literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

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  • Just one more lane bro I swear bro just one more, I swear.

  • CBC investigation finds numerous Montreal exporters sent stolen vehicles overseas

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  • It's been well-known that stolen vehicles are exported via Quebec for 20+ years at this point.

  • CBC investigation finds numerous Montreal exporters sent stolen vehicles overseas

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  • so the police were witness to a crime, and did nothing to intervene.

    Well, you see, this is because they need more funding. We obviously need to give them more money for not doing their job. /s

  • Conservative joins progressive conservative party.

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  • Cost of living hitting food banks in Canada so hard that some visits are limited to once a month

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  • It's a labour of love

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  • Hydro homies

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  • They sure do. Also, increasingly walkable, bikeable, and transit-able cities with car electrification mandates.

  • Boil 'em, mash 'em, fix the economy.

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  • Meanwhile, in Ontario....

    Doug Ford: huffs lithium BEEEEEEER!!!!!!

  • The objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

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  • Reddit and FaceID Verification

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  • Why are we using polymarket as a source?!

  • Pilot and co-pilot killed after Air Canada jet collision at LaGuardia New York

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  • The Air Canada pilots were not at fault.

    The air traffic controller directed a firetruck across the runway while the plane was landing.

  • That face doesn't look delicious, but I'm not a leopard. What do I know?

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  • He just hosted the Canadian Conservative party leader Pierre Poilievre on his podcast. This is the same man who hung out with Diagolon members (neo-nazi militia) and has earned the nicknames "Timbit Trump" and "Maple MAGA". He has been the greatest threat to Canadian democracy in decades and is constantly being platformed by the likes of Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson, and the American right.