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@ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

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I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

  • Go ahead, lift up the Lid.

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  • Yes that is exactly correct.

  • As GMO corn in Michigan grew taller, it started emitting a frequency that strangely resonated with dormant Yamaha motorcycle engines.....

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  • very good question. I haven't figured that out yet . Going to investigate self hosting and see if I can make that work , .

  • Could this major California city [Sacramento] see mass ‘abandonment’? New risk model predicts just that

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  • The secret treasure in the underground city of Sacramento Will ensure that the population remains stable.

  • One more from the archive... [Not OC]

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  • Spanked by a Borg. I'm rating this five out of five stars though, for the excellent use of seven's bodysuit

  • shitposting @lemmy.ml
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    Roses are red, the puppy is a runt...

  • shitposting @lemmy.ml
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    Give me your best offer.

  • California's Nether Regions.

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  • I see no mention of the destructive effect of Beavers on your budget.

  • Delicious

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  • as long as it's a bun and not a towel I think we're in good shape

  • California's Nether Regions.

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  • I'm a little suspicious that you represent the opossum lobby.

  • California's Nether Regions.

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  • Keep an eye out for the slippery ones.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    California's Nether Regions.

  • Hot Rod Backyard Bath on Steel Spring Legs

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  • Shut up and take my money.

  • You will be arsestimulated

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  • On behalf of seven of nines body suit, I thank you.

  • Delicious

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  • We won't judge you, if you don't judge us. It's the Japanese we really got to worry about

  • Delicious

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  • I am here, loyally keeping your download folder rated PG.

  • Is it possible to have too much?

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  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    Delicious

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    If you laugh you are a bad person

  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    Eyes only-attorney client privileged information

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • I'm not judging her.

  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    Validated by several independent studies, and your mom.

  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    " now we see the violence inherent in the system"

  • Correlation: every country in Europe looks like a penis. italy looks like a particularly sharp penis.

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  • So Italy is a penis?

  • Correlation: every country in Europe looks like a penis. italy looks like a particularly sharp penis.

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  • Maybe freud was right.

  • If we can just reduce the number to 0, we'll stop climate change at 0.5 degrees above the preindustrial baseline

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  • a good definition for what a crappy correlation is is just the spurious correlations from the spurious correlations website that's in the main link , and the whole point of them is that they're funny. And by crappy we mean something that is mathematically correlated that it makes absolutely no sense. That's why it's funny, and that's what makes it funny. If you do not make the moderator laugh, you will be executed. There's no probation, we just go straight to execution. Oh I'm sorry, I meant crucifixion. Let's do crucifixion.

  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    Correlation: every country in Europe looks like a penis. italy looks like a particularly sharp penis.

  • If we can just reduce the number to 0, we'll stop climate change at 0.5 degrees above the preindustrial baseline

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  • That is the kind of out of the box thinking that we all need. you're promoted to assistant manager.

  • Ok last one

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  • Fuck no. we need more fat people.

  • Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    Massive wave of the undead attack Hawaii

    phys.org /news/2025-05-huge-sea-urchin-populations-overwhelming.html
  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    a blank one for you to use an image editor with

  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    Here is a blank one for you to make your own

    imgflip.com /memegenerator/597105839/Spurious-correlations-blank
  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    Trust the science.

  • Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee
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    Karen is a bit upset.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    You peasants dabble in fire, I was born in it, and it's not even my ultimate form. Do not think to trifle with me.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    Okay Tinkerbell.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
    🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @lemm.ee

    Please scroll down to help us find our leader.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Not one person is talking about seven of nine's bodysuit. Is needs to be remedied immediately.