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  • psa

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  • Seal the front cover in a clear plastic bag with some hydrogen peroxide and put it out in the sun. Don't fill the bag, just about 1/2 a cup or so. The cover doesn't need to be wet. That will reverse the yellowing. It will take several times because it's so yellow.

  • 50 years ago, too. A sort of highly respected journalism you can't find anywhere anymore.

  • I'm 60. Still trying to delude myself that this might, just, maybe, with the help of some soon-to-be invented drug, be "middle aged".

    A sort-of "60 is the new 40" sort of pipe dream.

  • This is the first I've heard of her. Next time I hear of her will be when she crashes out.

  • Isn't he gone in a few weeks, anyway? I thought he was retiring in May.

  • "All that planning and work for nothing!"

    Of course, no one cares, he missed.

  • I don't like trains, so you know my choice.

  • Multiple times. They're either being purposely obtuse, or genuinely don't get it.

    I'm guessing the latter.

  • Not my vagina

  • Congress, at the behest of car manufacturers, mandated a system...

    FTFY

  • (Pssst... it is.)

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  • YOINK!

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  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    For the past couple of days I could remember Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts, but I forgot the name of the other guy.

  • I stopped eating red meat a few years ago, and hate seafood, so all that's left is chicken. I like chicken, I eat it almost every day now. But, it's getting to be that time of year, when I go for my walk around the neighborhood in the evening, that I get the occasional whiff of grilling beef. I miss it, but I'm better off without it.

    I could kill and dress a chicken or a rabbit, if I had to. I've never done it, but I could do it.

  • I agree with Grok. Sometimes. This is one of the times. Also, fuck Grok.

  • I outline, then I write, then I update the outline, then I write. Then I ignore the outline.

  • As mentioned in the text above, he was just one of many fascists executed that day.

  • How y'all get by without a numpad, I'll never understand.

  • To be fair, kids are small and fast.

  • Anti-social media @piefed.social

    Inside the Rage Machine | BBC Documentary about the harm social media platforms create for profit.

    ihavenotv.com /inside-the-rage-machine
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You just can't

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is an old movie that couldn't be made today?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    When did you realize that all laws are made to benefit the rich and/or oppress the rest of us, and a politician's job is to write the laws and sell them to the voters?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    When I was a kid, I remember hearing "Remember to wash behind your ears!" a lot on TV shows, and in movies. So, although, my parents never said that, I always washed behind my ears.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?

  • Longevity @mander.xyz

    My prediction (you won't like it)

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It should be "as the duck flies", not "as the crow flies".

  • no context @lemmy.world

    Sweep the corners

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Re: The tank shortage in Russia

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Today in history: Ronald Reagan and the SS attempt to open a stuck car door.

  • news @lemmings.world

    Democrat flips seat in special election for Florida district that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort

    apnews.com /article/democrat-emily-gregory-florida-legislative-seat-maralago-899016be8e87645f7776fa0cca94e1bc
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Melania found her next husband.

  • news @lemmings.world

    TSA officers are quitting as a funding standoff forces them to staff airports without pay

    apnews.com /article/tsa-lines-airport-wait-times-shutdown-5b1abfe9f0ec32475fe2bdad88dd9174
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I haven't seen this one yet

  • Antique Memes Roadshow @lemmy.world

    Shoe on head or GTFO

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Still hoping this look comes back.

  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Billionaire Trump Is Angling for a Massive TikTok Payday | $10 billion

    www.thedailybeast.com /billionaire-trump-is-angling-for-a-massive-tiktok-payday/
  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    Blocked in Europe, deployed abroad: The facial recognition system monitoring Brazil’s schoolchildren

    www.investigate-europe.eu /posts/facial-recognition-software-ai-europe-brazil-school-children