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  • Biden is the harm reduction candidate because he didn't make my tummy upset on Xwitter the way that dang cheeto does 😡🤬

  • Playing with little mouse shaped toys filled with cat nip didn't used to feel good. It does now. What is going nyan?

  • Turning into a cat boy? Sounds crazy, but that's exactly what's happening. What is going nyan? I used to drink out of a glass. Not any more. Now I drink out of a little bowl on the floor. What is going nyan?

  • No, this is a wooden pipe with a plastic mouth piece for tobacco. I have pipe cleaners and I wanted to use vodka to clean it but it's easier to buy a gun here than it is to get plain vodka.

  • Wake me up when the VR metaverse lets you eat virtual ass with augmented tastebud sensors.

  • Having to clean my pipe has made me reconsider smoking.

  • That's why you do a little wiggle, make sure it gets all the angles, let it spray up in there just a little even.

  • I just have a relatively cheap one you attach to a normal toilet but I love mine. People say you still need paper or a hand towel to pat dry but I just drip-dry like the warrior poet I am.

  • I really want to be radically pleasant and nice to people but then I find out they support Trump or are libertarians. The only time I reach anywhere near my ideal is when I'm high on legal weed gummies.

  • Buying t-shirts I can't wear to work because they say things like "I have a small penis but a big heart" just so I have an excuse to go outside.

  • It generated a bunch of Hexbear funkopops

  • I feel this a lot too. So much media seems really mean spirited, with "mature" grey morality and asshole characters. Even stuff meant for children will be full of cops shown in a positive light. I can't even hang around furries without finding out they're libertarian freaks. It's like not a single damn person believes in a better world, they hate themselves and the world but lack the political understanding to be anything but misanthrope and nihilists.

  • Unraveling one of those comically long scrolls that's just labeled "people I think should be executed ".

  • I'm concerned with the rising tide of tankie propaganda from hexbear.net and I'm probably going to die someday when I mistake chemicals under the sink for juice.

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  • I mean drinking Baja Blast probably isn't any better or worse for you than a little bit of antifreeze as a treat.

  • Well the practical application of this lack of skill is when I'm trying to buy a dildo online and underestimate the size because I'm not good at imagining how much 3 inches in diameter is.

  • I can play entire movies I've made up in my head but even though I know how long an inch is if I try to imagine what an inch by inch cube would look like in my hand my brain goes fuzzy.

  • My assumption was that they'd be better, but I didn't want my pro-DPRK bias to color my opinion before I knew any better. I could imagine how being isolated and having to fight through a lot of hardships brought on my American war and sanctions could have created less than ideal social hierarchies.

  • memes @hexbear.net

    I'm sure someone could make some emotes out of this.

  • memes @hexbear.net

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