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average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit

  • This is what they took from us.

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  • My two acceptable hypotheses:

    • We are in a simulation and these are remnants from server migration/discrepancies in the instances.
    • These are dry runs of the man seeing what history they can get away with rewriting and convince us was true.

    No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala

  • Happy Alien Day! Alien: Isolation 2 teaser dropped

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  • That chapter’s the worst imo just ‘cause the instant-death face huggers are the most prevalent there. I played it on all difficulties and I just had to remember where they were and/or have plenty of flamethrower ammo available.

  • Happy Alien Day! Alien: Isolation 2 teaser dropped

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  • 10+ years we waited.

    Everyone who played it loved it, but it undersold by some stupid metric, and the creative team disbanded, and Ridley Scott personally scrapped their official plans for a VR port.

    …but we’re getting a sequel. We’re finally getting a sequel. 👏

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    Happy Alien Day! Alien: Isolation 2 teaser dropped

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  • People really hate Mambo #5, so the little brother in me loves to bother people with it in Fortnite.

    As for my own least favorite song/a song that I hate? Right now I really hate APT by Rose and Bruno Mars. I don’t know why, I think the lyrics are just banal, and the music video does everything I hate; namely I hate motion graphics where it’s just the heads of people, I hate the sped up film process, and I hate the Breakfast Club reference. No idea why it peeves me so, it’s not like other new songs have the deepest lyrics or better videos, but that one does.

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  • I shouldn’t be, but my dad raised me on things from his childhood, so I’m only familiar with stuff from the 40s and 50s by proxy.

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  • It was a commercial written (and voiced over) by a comedian and radio host named Stan Freberg; he hated advertisements and constantly lampooned them on his show, and carried that attitude into the ads he made.

    …he didn’t make them for long.

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  • Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

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  • Better to play everything than get played by everything.

  • The puzzles are too hard

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  • Yeah, I know the name of the Escape Room; it doesn’t make it suck any less.

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  • 🙋‍♂️ hi, peter falk.

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  • Throwback Thursday: When the Apple Maps icon told you to take a hard left off the side of a bridge

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  • guess i’ll die 🤷

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  • Trump extends ceasefire deadline with Iran in latest ‘TACO’ Tuesday

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  • That fucking face. Somebody shit this taco out of their butthole already.

  • RFK Jr once cut penis off ‘road-killed raccoon’ in New York, new book reveals

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  • My spouse and I still use “the day got away from me” as an excuse for forgetting the stupidest fucking things ever. Like him and his bear carcass or whatever it was he left in Central Park.

    This fucking moron should’ve been laughed out of society along with the others, but instead here we are; wearing jeans in saunas.

  • Safety Not Guaranteed

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  • Safety Not Guaranteed

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  • My experience with Craiglist-type ads has me asking questions about my safety by default and if it’s something I can walk away from without any sort of fallout.

  • Why are they different shapes?

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  • Hello my name is Doug, I’m 40+ years old and I’m a fucking idiot.

    I mean I guess part of me knew, I have been to Subway and watched them slice the fucking bread. But when I see baguettes at the store I think “hm, just like Olive Garden, I can make tiny baguette slices!” I don’t think “yeah time to make some killer sandwiches.”

    …I’m going to blame my autism for this one. It probably isn’t true, but I’m gonna blame it anyway.

  • Have you ever broken up with a friend and cut them out of your life? How'd that go?

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    Deprogramming cultists is a lot of work, and things are stressful enough as it is for the non-cultists. I don’t know what the best approach is for them, but I can only hope when/if everyone cuts them off, they do some internalizing.

    …I know they won’t, but I can dream.

  • Have you ever broken up with a friend and cut them out of your life? How'd that go?

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  • I’m very fortunate in that I don’t have a single friend or family member who voted for Trump.

    The closest I have in my proximity is one maybe two coworkers, but they are not loud about it and stay very quiet on all things political because they get dogpiled on for any talking points they bring up.

    But yeah if I did know any friends or family, I’d absolutely cut them out.

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  • That Blue Fairy strain is affecting his positronic network

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  • Sorry, but according to the world of Pinocchio, smoking alone gets you sent to the island of donkeys wherein you then become a donkey. Not a real boy ‘till you give up the cigars.

    Hee haw!

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    Have you ever broken up with a friend and cut them out of your life? How'd that go?

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