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🍹Early to RISA 🧉

@ Early_To_Risa @sh.itjust.works

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  • The Art of Surrender

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    • Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.

    • Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.

  • Anon predicts the future

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  • This greentext gets closer every year

  • Anon's job has perks

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  • No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

  • Anon watches the Blair Witch Project

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  • Sometimes. As a treat.

  • "Undercover Informant"

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  • He's like if a deranged shitpost became president.

  • Anon crunches some numbers

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  • Probably

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    grandma's house recently got a roomba

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  • It's very possible this is already a manga

  • Anon needs medical attention

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  • Good question. I guess we'll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing "greentexts" from other sources, and I think that's fine too.

  • Anon's uncle is a late-night trucker

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  • This is nightmare fuel

  • GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI

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  • I don't think Anon will need to worry about having that job for long.

  • Anon doesn't understand mirrors

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  • Free him

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  • In his bank account

  • Anon's calendar is incomplete

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  • We have forgotten

  • Anon needs help to solve the mystery

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  • 4chan makes me believe it more in this case

  • Anon gets lunch

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  • That's Anon's curse, every day.

  • Anon investigates a random goth girl

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  • Great advice right here

  • Anon lives with his sister

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  • Found the rest

  • Featured

    The 2025 SJW Update: Donations, costs and other points

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  • Thanks for keeping the lights on. The effort and time is appreciated.

  • Anon is going to get a call from HR

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  • Yeah, most people are here to laugh, not to buy into Anon's nonsense. It's explained in the sidebar because sometimes people check out the community and get the wrong idea.