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Epicurus0319

@ Epicurus0319 @sopuli.xyz

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  • What's the deal with Ubuntu Pro? Annoying Update Dialog pop-up on Desktop?

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  • Ubuntu Pro only provides additional updates, it still provides updates for the APT software you already have. From what I could gather, all it adds is longer LTS support and a few antivirus packages. So no need to worry- for now at least.

  • Times have changed

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  • We all know the best way to film is in the shape of a circle

  • aLiEnS!!1

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  • Nah, we all know the Great Pyramids were part of the “Giza Mass Autism Array” fired during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. RIP Finnish social skills

  • Gamers in a nutshell

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  • Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

    (Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

  • TIL "magic wand" translates to "baguette magique" in french

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  • Hon hon hon oui, oui madame, can je put mon baguette into your- hon hon hon- vageaux- honhonhon, oui oui, in your vageaux-hon hon hon

  • The duality of the vatnik

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  • One of our aircraft carriers would be the world’s 3rd largest air force- and we have 11 of them

  • I need it

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  • “Survey region”

  • Congrats I guess

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  • destroyed

  • Congrats I guess

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  • I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”

  • Congrats I guess

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  • And it seems to be part of this strange anti-pleasure right wing campaign to use youtube to brainwash gen alpha into being obsessively homophobic in the most petty and pathetic way possible to the point that people start thinking YOU’RE gay, and have fragile masculinity by dividing 50% of the human population into greek letter categories unironically, setting things up so they’re guaranteed to become incels due to the romanticization of sexual ignorance and really long abstinence periods, so they can then get rich blaming their inability to get laid on something something gays something something feminazis(TM) to get them riled up and more importantly get their paranoid karen moms to donate to their incel cults.

  • Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

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  • Don’t forget the impending population disaster (because they never feel the touch of another person these days, their government literally has to try and encourage them to drink just so they’ll fuck already- and can’t stand immigration) and all those depressed young people using seemingly everything from the slopes of Mount Fuji to their own apartments as log-off locations, and then nobody noticing their bodies for months.

  • Everyone has their own defense tactics against the russians

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  • Oh yeah, love that guy! Been following his channel pretty much since the invasion began

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  • This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

  • Paradox Games @lemmy.world
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    The song from the Aquatics trailer found at a dig site

  • Never before seen sketch of the Azovstal complex uncovered by the FSB

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  • You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

    And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

  • What happens if flat Earthers go to space?

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  • Everyone knows the real shape of the Earth is a cube

  • What happens if flat Earthers go to space?

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  • Lol they can’t even make stuff like that yet

  • It's not complicates

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  • First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

  • Medical school is rough

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  • Ah yes, Jack the Ripper. What a brutal way to die, castrated with a knife

  • The Ancient Ones

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  • So basically… plastics are the new wood? Surface-dwelling sea creatures suffered from ingesting ”microfibers?”

  • Paradox Games @lemmy.world
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    "It's just a prank bro"

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    What would life be like if we had 2 moons? With 2 different lunar cycles, how would we tell which time of the year it is without months?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why does looking directly at the sun damage your eyes?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    Oh noes, now that the american tiktok users just learned where to find another attacked US ally on a map, whatever will Ukraine do without their dances and pfps?

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Rainier from UW at sunset

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Mount St. Helens last weekend

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz
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    New fairy pieces (I don't own this)

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why do surge protectors continue to draw power from wall sockets even if switched off or if nothing's connected to them?

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Oh rain, how I've missed you.

  • Shitty MC Suggestions @sopuli.xyz
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    Remove dupes and elytras from 2b2t

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Rare wood duck in Lake Washington

  • No Man's Sky @lemmy.world
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    TIL illegal upgrades were a feature in this game after I bought this from a pilot who landed on my home planet

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why is there always that one part of an urban neighborhood where the 5G cell coverage suddenly ceases to exist, even though you can clearly see that there's a tower nearby?

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Gonna miss this nice weather

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Happy Fall from West Seattle

  • Pacific Northwest - OR,WA,BC @lemmy.world
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    Goodbye, summer. Can't wait for the fall leaves

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz
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    The zombies ARE COMING....

  • Florida Man, Florida Man, Florida Man meets Rational Man... @lemmy.world
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    Florida man kills couple, eats the husband's face

    www.syracuse.com /us-news/2016/08/florida_zombie_attack_austin_harrouff_flakka.html
  • Antique Memes Roadshow @lemmy.world
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    Found while cleaning out my attic