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@ FauxPseudo @lemmy.world

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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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  • The one that gets me the most is "vegetarian fed chickens." Which translates to "Never went outside and caught a bug." Chickens love bugs.

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  • At the commercial level they don't put on weight like hens so less profit. And even with Cornish cross needing to be processed at exactly 8 weeks old their roosterness makes humanely raising them cost prohibitive.

    Free range chickens means that they are in a giant building with thousands of others. Very different from pasture raised which actually get to go outside, see sunlight and eat bugs. But pasture raised there is an increased risk of bird flu. And the current strain of bird flu is nearly 100% lethal in birds. So that's a huge insurance risk.

    It's all money. Every single consideration comes down to profit.

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  • They aren't worth the surgery costs. Literally more profitable to hatch, sex, trash half the results. A couple of years ago some company was claiming they could sex eggs but I haven't checked to see if that was actually legit or if the cost was more than it was worth.

  • Trump Shares Doctored TIME Cover of ‘Low IQ’ Candace Owens: ‘Vile Person of the Year’

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  • Let's not reinforce the idea that IQ tests prove anything. Even if it's to pown Trump

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  • I basically used the same onion cooking strategy for my curried rice and chicken the other day. Fast flavor.

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  • I don't know of any grocery that sells roosters. Due to economics all chicken for sale in grocery stores are females. The males are disposed of in vast quantities on the day they hatch in one of the most crushing aspects of factory farming. But here is the real rub, most of them are disposed of pretty quickly in non factory farms too. Rooster genocide is one of the dirty secrets of all chicken farms.

    In the summer time all the roosters that were intentional or accidentally got by backyard chicken owners end up on Facebook in posts like "looking to re-home my sweet baby boy rooster.". That's about the time they turn six months old and start being a menace. But you can't re-home a rooster. Because everyone is trying to re-home their roosters too.

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  • I don't know. Let's look. 1 cup coconut milk.1 cup pineapple juice.½ cup rum.4 tablespoons white sugar.8 cubes ice.

    So the opening would be using evaporated milk instead of coconut milk. Definitely cheaper but not as tasty.

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  • I had it checked last year. Regular size with my regular murmur.

  • A very utilitarian steel round shield, Germany, ~1600 AD

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  • Islam has very strict rules about art that can cause pareidolia.But, regardless, there is clearly a face in the center of that even if it's pareidolia.

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  • Original by Jim Woodring

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  • I'll take your word for it because this is the first one of theirs I've ever seen and I just felt inspired

  • A very utilitarian steel round shield, Germany, ~1600 AD

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  • I'm ashamed I had to translate that to get the joke

  • A very utilitarian steel round shield, Germany, ~1600 AD

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  • I'm pretty sure that's a dog's face in the center of it. Specifically a doge face. I'm not even a Muslim, a culture notorious for their lack of faces in art design, and I'm kind of disturbed that there's a face there.

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  • I hear you on the difference. But I'm unclear on turning it into a sauce for a non sweet pizza. And if you see my posts here you know I need pizza. I especially need non-standard pizzas.

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  • We are here for you.

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  • I'm just here to see a poster thank another poster for a recommendation and it result in food.

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  • Do you have that pineapple moose recipe handy?

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  • Pizza sauce? Like for a dessert pizza?

  • Original by Jim Woodring

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  • Whassup?

  • I've taken in a starved stray male cat. Needs neutered asap. How can I tell when he's healthy enough for this?

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  • More power to you. We have a number of cats that aren't "ours." Ones that we decided couldn't be released back where they came from for health or other issues.

    I recently got a message from the local rescue saying something to the effect of "here is every cat we know about that lives with you but isn't yours. If any of them need anything like flea meds, vaccines or something else just let us know. And if the list isn't complete let us know that too."

    Between that and the hundred pounds of cat food they recently gave us it really relieved a lot of stress.

  • Comic Strip Edits @lemmy.world
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    Original by Jim Woodring

  • Heathcliff @lemmy.world
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    Sunday edition

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    Cooking challenge

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    Bowtie pasta and short rib cream sauce

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    Are you entitled to money?

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 4/25/2026

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    Rustic French toast

  • Heathcliff @lemmy.world
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    Heathcliff but nothing is happening

    www.tumblr.com /nothingcliff
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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 4/24/2026

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    American food

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 4/23/2026

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    Food Safety Complaints for Meat, Poultry, and Eggs Spiked 40% in 2025 to Record High

    gizmodo.com /food-safety-complaints-for-meat-poultry-and-eggs-spiked-40-in-2025-to-historic-high-2000749603
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    Curried rice, chicken, bell pepper and peas.

  • Heathcliff @lemmy.world
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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 4/22/2026

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    Mashed potatoes

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    Grilled cheese burner test.

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    Heathcliff without Heathcliff 4/21/2026