[Checks]
Oh, thank God, I was worried it was going to be something heartbreaking, like the painting was commissioned after the little girl had tragically died from scarlet fever or some such. Everything's fine.
I found a physical dad joke from around the 1930s or '40s
New Idea for a One-Dish Dinner, Carnation Evaporated Milk, April 6, 1953
In stere-ereo, in stere-ereo, in stereo
Happy Eostre!
House Democrats revive push to tax the rich, despite their leadership's misgivings
And no paper towels to use on the handle
In hindsight it doesn't seem that bad, overall.
What is the optimal handle to chain length for a flail?
Mlop
Mlep
I was trying to look up the punchline to an old SNL Weekend Update joke
Use of sidewalk
Me watching my health insurance premiums quadruple for next year.
Corn Pie with Meat Crust
Jeopardy wall calendar pretending that the coastline paradox doesn't exist
Drink: A Social History of America, by Andrew Barr
666 Gives"Super" Relief
Benign insult
Hungry Houserule
Traffic boners are on the way out!, October 2, 1939
What's the distinction between owning your home being okay and owning land not being okay? I can have a house, but if someone wants to dig a latrine in my garden then it's up to me to personally chase them off, because the idea of that not being okay is state-sponsored violence?
Also, who enforces the distinction? There might be a general concept that my toothbrush is my toothbrush, but what if someone decides that they don't agree with that philosophy, and instead that everything they can grab is in fact theirs? Aren't we just back to every man for himself at that point, and then of course people would naturally form tribes to consolidate and cooperate in their violence, and oops, we've reinvented feudalism all over again.