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Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works By being careful with the portions, the left over ribs should carry me through to Thursday.
Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml Anyone else having problems with Gemini currently? It's acting weird.
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works The body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works "I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works "It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works My friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works We have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.
Dank Memes @lemmy.world Learn to save for the future
memes @lemmy.world And I like it
Political Memes @lemmy.world Board of Fleece
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works In my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.
Monsterverse @startrek.website Favorite animated media?
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works "Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"
Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world WHOLE MILK
Comic Strips @lemmy.world Fedead
memes @lemmy.world Watch as I make this sausage disappear!
memes @lemmy.world Protecting your kids from predators already in the white house
memes @lemmy.world God hears everything
Two Sentence Horror @sh.itjust.works He hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.
AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works Sora
Stop asking for and buying remakes. It's always like this.