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MinnesotaGoddam

@ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i'm not referring to any specific communities or instances.

  • Accelerationism

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  • well this is going to make you happy. i just read this comic and was coming here to post it :3

  • People with terminal illnesses/in their last days should be allowed to have any drugs they want.

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  • i agree! i was terminal, uh, something like twenty years ago we should throw a party. some people get all of the luck. what i mean is, do i still get to cash in?

  • Brussels will require all phones sold in the EU to have replaceable batteries from 2027 – and use USB-C chargers

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  • MANDATORY ASH TRAYS IN LAPTOPS

  • Yeah right...

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  • for a while i used to think wrestlemania is just drama for dudes too macho to admit they like musical theatre. it's delightful and their fanbase is wonderfully welcoming. there's a really good reason a lot of the other special needs kids watched professional wrestling, and it's because the other fans accept them for who they are.

  • Yeah right...

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  • Egrets. it's to let us know it's for birds, and birds are fake, and since birds are fake they include some of the fake sports for their bird fans

  • Yeah right...

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  • the dot com of that name is available for 20k. the dot org redirects to idk. i'm not doing the rest but we could start a school and make an edu

  • Yeah right...

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  • four if you count homer

  • Where is your God now?

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  • i dunno. i have this shit that lets you grind fresh coffee and use it in a keurig. i still prefer my aeropress, but my knockoff keurig will produce drinkable coffee (this is coming from the hedonist who says if the coffee's brown it's chow town. that's horrible i need to stop saying that)

  • Borders

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  • I just like yelling at clouds

  • "Modern SEO explained"

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  • Fart ya good idea thanky

  • Borders

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  • You know I've been having trouble with a mean outdoor neighbor cat. Even moose pee didn't scare that fucker away. Maybe I should give myself a uti then go eat some asparagus then go drink some beers and hold it afters so it gets really concentrated and then go let that burning foul probably should have gotten a catheter stream provide an olfactory anti-mean-kitten-defense (but signal to the nice kittens that they are welcome. It will totally work that way somehow) or I can just trap the mean cat, pop out her chip (although these owners...) then either take her to the only-killing shelter or on a midnight drive to see the turbine intakes at the local dam and if she makes her way back she's earned it.

  • Borders

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  • Excuse me but the trees get off on it why are we punishing our neighbors for a little harmful fun?

  • Borders

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  • Wolves don't build border walls, have customs checkpoints, or leave refugees to drown in the Mediterranean.

  • Borders

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  • I'm so gassy I'm not allowed around open flames without an adult anymore.

  • Borders

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  • Call me smudges but I read that as "executioners on the moon" and I thought it was terrifying but also a bit metal

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  • We have so much extra food we don't even really need to change much.

  • Borders

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  • Yeah, humans are two wolves. Way different psychology.

  • Borders

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  • wish i wasn't 3 15 years ago

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  • -ɯ-(ꞋʊꞋ)-ɯ-Is older than my grandparents.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    In butt disease culture, it must be high praise to defile a freshly cleaned toilet.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    META POST: MOTION TO MAKE A RULE THAT CROPPING THE ARTIST'S SIGNATURE IS AGAINST THE RULES

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    SOLIPSISM SATURDAY!

  • Music @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Dawn of Revelation - The Mountain Goats - Youtube

  • Off My Chest @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    I am so godsdamned sleepy

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Hulatang anyone?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Happy Titty Napkin Tuesday

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    cooofffeeeeee

  • Antique Memes Roadshow @lemmy.world
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    NOES (x╭╮x)

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    My playstation broke today

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Cool Rocks @lemmy.today
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    As promised, Kevin

    pixelfed.social /p/beeegscaaawwycripple/918972684071275928
  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    I am so fucking happy and so fucking full

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Got rid of some boxes in the garage

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    How is Der WienerSchnitzel "All-American"?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Godnorc calls for aid

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    How do i get my nails to stop stinking faster

  • Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Fleet Week is wrapping up in San Francisco and I just found this in my meme folder