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Homer_Simpson [they/them]

@ Homer_Simpson @hexbear.net

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Stay back I have powers, ...POLITICAL POWERS!

  • ["Listeria, Imma let you finish..." news] E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s quarter pounders has killed one person and hospitalized 10, with 49 cases identified so far.

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  • My thoughts exactly

  • ["Listeria, Imma let you finish..." news] E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s quarter pounders has killed one person and hospitalized 10, with 49 cases identified so far.

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  • This is a DEM conspiracy.

  • I'm not suggesting that anyone here do something funny with the vote buying sweepstakes petition from King Bazinga.

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  • I'm not suggesting that anyone here do something funny with the vote buying sweepstakes petition from King Bazinga.

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  • They're going to check it against a list of registered voters and throw out any BS entries. You're wasting your time, it's trivial to filter the list.

    edit: and yea they get your voting history too so you and I are not winning the Million dollars and probably won't get paid at all.

  • I'm not suggesting that anyone here do something funny with the vote buying sweepstakes petition from King Bazinga.

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  • I signed it with a burner e-mail account. I don't expect to ever see the money ($47 or if you're in PA $100).

    But lets say I win the million doll hairs, what's the best and funniest thing I could do with the money?

  • Maybe I should have known that Trump would never actually hand out food to the general public; the entire thing was staged in a closed franchise owned by a turbo chud.

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  • Stop being a lib. of course it was staged.

  • Local news channel discovers a nearby 250-person town has a 50-person police force

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  • state law requiring that officers be paid minimum wage.

    ok

  • Live in a red state? Tell all of your liberal friends to vote PSL!

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  • I live in the most important state in the most important county in the most important city in the most important township on the most important street and I'm voting PSL

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Homer_Simpson [they/them] @hexbear.net

    Ernest goes to Israel

  • Drug-Sniffing Police Dogs Are Intercepting Abortion Pills in the Mail

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  • They're not.

    Not reading the full article but it is painfully obvious from the first 2 paragraphs that the dog didn't detect it and the cop wasn't looking for Abortion pills.

    Pill shipper needs to up their stealth. Even pink envelopes is way too much.

  • US 2024 Election Predictions Masterpost

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  • All the news networks form a pact to not call the election so that they can run non-stop coverage for weeks on end.

  • US 2024 Election Predictions Masterpost

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  • trump wins the election, but since the deep state can't trust him, they actually DO rig this election to make kamala win

    But what if they do such a bad job that it's undeniable

  • US 2024 Election Predictions Masterpost

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  • They have been laying the groundwork for weeks now. They might even go so far as to start calling Stein voters "tankies"

  • US 2024 Election Predictions Masterpost

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  • I will personally be the deciding vote. What should I write in?

  • please do it

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  • Oh yea.

  • An r/neoliberal user goes through the most horrific experience imaginable

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  • The entire post is tagged as a meme.

  • Dems really got their finger on the pulse this year!! 🗣️💯

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  • Be honest, there was no game that wasn't going to draw criticism

  • NSFW

    Hacked ‘AI Girlfriend’ Data Shows Prompts Describing Child Sexual Abuse

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    Homer_Simpson [they/them] @hexbear.net

    How Ozempic, Mounjaro, and Wegovy Could Transform Food Economics

    joanbreibart80bites.substack.com /p/letter-to-vice-president-harris-on

  • To bro or not to bro lol.

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  • nice

  • I wonder why he might be "estranged"?

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  • Please get him on tv as an October surprise

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    Homer_Simpson [they/them] @hexbear.net

    The Iranian hacked JD Vance Dossier has been published!!!

    www.kenklippenstein.com /p/read-the-jd-vance-dossier